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ballwizard

meows loud as fuck shattering all glass within 3 miles no survivors

frodoomsday

ive unintentionally made "yucklet eyes" a term i use commonly so i will define it here. i dont know what anyone else calls this but yucklet eyes are when any animal does this especially if it's eyes dont normally look like that

lesbx

they send me to space war even though i’m so freaking small i’m literally just a grunt. they only gave me a pasma pistol. i’m gonna fucking die

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jokerfact: OH MY GOD ITS THE DEVIL

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jokerfact #3 : his goal is to make people laugh and bring joy to the world

tonysopranoproskater69420

once you notice half of all memes are just a picture of a black person with unrelated text over them you really cannot unsee it

temporarily embarrassed guy who makes 27K a year

#i want. to treat my friends. to restaurant food. clenches fist

bongjoonhoe

Tampopo (1985) dir. Juzo Itami

#one of the best films ever

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trying a new thing called "dreaming on purpose" where you go to sleep and vividly imagine things that are easy to imagine and you get no rest and you feel weird after

went to the farmers market half and hour before it closed and got a cucumber lemonade, bean and veg tamale, and two random empanolis (did not ask for anything specific)

yum as hell . and they took venmo so its like i didnt spend money at all

#venmo being my “move 10 dollars around an artist circle forever” money

endreal

Solid medications (pills) really do be coming in two varieties - edible plastic, and smarties (derogatory)

endreal

Spoken like a person who truly knows what it is to have Ailments

hypokeimena

image description: two replies by @vegathelich, reading: it's all fun and games until the smarties (derogatory) start dissolving in your mouth because your hands don't want to work today

and you Taste It /end description

#what abt capsules that get stuck in ur throat and Open Yuckily

cryptic-forge

after i made my wooden doll, i was musing about what other unusual materials i might use for a bjd. my partner suggested paper, and also gave me access to their craft paper collection -> i made this.

she is almost entirely made of paper & cardboard. the joints are wooden beads & worbla, because i did figure out a way to make ball joints out of paper, but it really was not worth the effort. all her limbs have tubes of rolled-up cardboard in them to keep the structure sturdy, and the origami flowers are glued around those.

this is extremely different from any doll i've made before, and i had so much fun working with pretty papers & figuring out how to turn them into a poseable 3d object.

#vada

stayed up all night reading like some sort of undersocialized 5th grader. but now the aqi is 62 (only slightly unhealthy) and i can sleep (5am) goodnight

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sapropel

Sometimes your bad coworker will be like "I can't do anything right & I ruin everything I touch :(" and you can't even comfort them because like damn. Yeah. You really can't do anything right and you do ruin everything you touch☝️

sapropel

HE'S GETTING FIRED. NEVER GIVE UP ON YOUR DREAMS!!!!!!!!!!

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