Pacman's Adventure

I have a few (:

Boring As A Petname

🏒 Boring | 1.6k

Spending time at Shane's cottage, Ilya learns that boring isn't so bad.

🏒 Boring canadians | 1.6k

Shane and Ilya explore kinks, but find out they enjoy boring, vanilla sex.

🏒 Shane Hollander’s Skincare Routine (An allegory for control?) | 1.8k

Shane likes rules and routines. After he and Ilya move in together he begins to wonder if some of them might be too much.

🏒 Later, When It Gets Dark, We Go Home | 2.1k

Shane suggests Ilya doesn't like boring things. Ilya corrects the record

🏒 A Boring Hockey Book | 2.4k

Ilya swings by a local bookstore in Edmonton to get a boring hockey book for Shane, and is delighted to get recommendations for sexy gay hockey books

🏒 not-so-boring shane hollander | 2.5k

 Ilya wants to know what Scott Hunter said, but mostly he just wants to get on Shane's nerves 

🏒 and there's this big elastic band that pulls you back to me | 2.8k

5 times Ilya gets turned on by Shane being boring + 1 time Shane lets him do something about it

🏒 All the Things Unsaid | 3.5k

Shane gets called ‘boring.’ Ilya makes it worse by playing along.

🏒 boring? never heard of it | 3.5k

Shane thinks Ilya finds their sex life boring. Ilya thinks he's insane. They fuck about it.

🏒 Boring | 4.2k

Shane worries that their sex life might grow too boring for Ilya. He decides to try something new.

🏒 Boring Can Be Good | 4.4k

🔒 Ilya doesn't usually do boring, but when a recurring customer catches his attention he finds out that maybe, just maybe, boring isn't so bad.

🏒 just call me boring barbie | 4.7k

years after him and Ilya got together, Shane starts to resent the 'boring' banter

🏒 The Reassuring Quiet of Boring Days | 4.8k

🔒 Ilya calls Shane "boring". It's a joke, it has been for years. One night, alone in bed while his husband is out partying, Shane wonders if it could be more than that.

🏒 Plain Jane | 4.9k

Ilya feels many things at the very idea of his relationship with Shane being called boring. Do not get Ilya wrong; he loves boring. Boring Shane Hollander with his weak backhand, pretty freckles, and a blush that covers his entire chest when he cries after Ilya makes him cum for a fourth time that night. But boring sex life? With his Jane? He settles on being mortally offended and scowls at his laughing teammates.

🏒 more than just bend the rules | 4.9k

Shane's boring, and Ilya's gotta fuck him about it

🏒 Boring is in soft covers and a pretty boy with freckles | 5.0k

5 moments where Ilya teases Shane about being boring not knowing that Shane felt hurt + 1 moment where he explains that he loves boring

🏒 shane hollander is not boring | 5.5k

Shane wasn't one for kinky sex. The only slightly kinky thing about him was the dildo he kept hidden away, and that was rarely used. That was, until Ilya came along, and his algorithm fed him a one-second clip of a man wearing a collar and leash.

🏒 Funny How It Found Us | 5.8k

🔒 The 5 times Shane and Ilya share a domestically boring task together for the first time

🏒 Read to Me | 6.3k

Ilya has a kink that is *not* about Shane reading.

🏒 plain jane | 7.7k

3 times Ilya uses the phrase plain jane after finding out about it, and 1 time Shane turns it back on him

🏒 Lay Me Down On the Altar, and Forevers What I’ll Vow | 8.1k

“Am I too boring for you?”

🏒 oh to see without my eyes (the first time that you kissed me) | 9.6k

Shane Hollander thinks he’s boring and that he doesn’t deserve ilya’s love and affection cue a subdrop and ilya’s soft side greeting the world

🏒 isn't he boring? | 10.9k

Shane decides to invite JJ, Hayden, and Jackie over to the cottage to have a day to themselves and to introduce them to Ilya off the ice. They're mostly on the same page now, only, Ilya won't stop calling Shane "boring", and Shane doesn't know what to make of that, nor does he know how to ask about it himself. Things are pleasant, if awkward, until Hayden and JJ catch wind of Ilya's penchant for the (endearing?) quip and confront him, unaware that Shane can hear. But how will Ilya justify himself, when he thinks that Shane isn't around?

🏒 hanging by a moment | 187k

🤖🚩Shane asked Ilya once how you know when it's the right person. Ilya described Shane to him, and Shane didn't recognise himself.

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