Fragrant Disregard

animal control to major tom

animal control to major tom

grab the cage and find out where that wombat's gone

so sad forever twitter killed bot api thing because fiskbot has been like crucial to my grammar vocabulary essence development

You have to careful about masturbating to your imagination cause god doesn’t know about imagination so he will assume you are jacking off to whatever is around you like dust, a dead bug, birds nest. And if you jerk off to a poisonous bug (or if god assumes you have) then you do go to hell

massively expanding the concept of "god of the gaps" to include everything i don't immediately apprehend or understand. dark matter is god. chinese is the language of god. a car with tinted windows is being driven by god

Putting on the panties = preserving your dignity and chastity #malepantiesmovement