“Sexy and Into Homestuck”

i feel like shane didnt grow up w pets bc Yuna had enough to think about and Davids job had him traveling more when they were younger but one day Shane and Ilya come to family dinner during like the 2025 season or something and Yuna has adopted a standoffish little black cat with white paws named Anthony Mittens

I believe they are a Bits family so by the end of dinner Anthony Mittens is an aging Gay entertainer at a piano bar but really hes an informant for the italian Meowfia

they all call him by his full name as Part of the bit. Ilya calls him Antosha sometimes but 90% of the time its Anthony Mittens

hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.

Vote for the bin, not the trash!

I don't think there's a single person actually living in Clacton thats gonna see this post bc im petty sure 80% are all 50+ reform voters but just in case if your in clacton and can vote VOTE BINFACE please

reading this deposition that just got dropped where someone sued musk and ohhhh my god it is this funniest thing ever . i can see why his lawyer tried to keep this confidential . they’re both maybe the biggest idiots . this is like ace attorney

fun fact: the Mr. Bankston here is Mark Bankston, the same lawyer who absolutely ruined Alex Jones during the Sandy Hook trial.

how in the fuck did the muskrat's attorney pass the bar

Mark Bankston is gonna make me fucking SWOON.

The Masc of Amontillado

@copperbadge

I honestly expected to see "What trying to tell a man anything is like" under the image and then "The Masc of Amontillado" took me out at the knees.

Thank-you to all of my new Internet stranger friends for being so gracious about having my post shoved onto your dashboards. I loved reading all of your kind tags and comments! Both Martin and Bosco have been gone for several years now but for 24 hours, they felt very present in my life. I greatly appreciate this gift. ❤️

Reblog to have your dashboard be visited by the spirit of joy that death can end but not erase.

Thank you to everyone who commented in their tags or messaged me. Indeed, today is “Martin and Bosco Day”. I originally whimsically blazed this photo on 13 July 2022. I never expected Martin and Bosco to travel so far and make so many new friends. The experience has been such a gift for me.

Well now I really want to watch this movie.