Gay Little Golden Book

PLEASE

as a feminist i support recreational abortion

i have mixed feelings about competitive

Bet you didn’t think a cute little baby goat like me, resting beneath a black walnut tree to escape the summer heat, would be proficient in Microsoft Excel, did you. Bet you didn’t expect me to know how optimize a spreadsheet by implementing conditional formatting rules huh. Bet you took one look at me and thought “no way this kid knows how to use the VLOOKUP function.” Well guess what, I do. I know a diverse array of useful formulas and my body is capable of digesting poison ivy. I eat that shit like potato chips. Get the fuck out of my paddock

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

its time for wokebumps

I 👏 AM 👏 FUCKING 👏 DEAD 😂 😂 😂 😂

Please take my white ass to anor londo

*grabs you with my long gargoyle-like arms and flies off witj you*

Oh thank god hold me tight you scary motherfucker

So what? Are you too good to see Oprah's Device?