Gay Little Golden Book

PLEASE

Please take my white ass to anor londo

*grabs you with my long gargoyle-like arms and flies off witj you*

Oh thank god hold me tight you scary motherfucker

So what? Are you too good to see Oprah's Device?

probably feels good as hell to jump backwards during a swordfight and throw a fan of daggers at your foe

i think one of the worst things the left wing internet ever did was push the idea that oppression is basically a virtue, and being oppressed is a sign of your morality. it has made it like…impossible for some of you to hold the idea that most people are privileged in some ways and oppressed in others. AND a lot of you seem to have it in your mind that terrible people cannot be oppressed, and that oppressed people cannot do terrible things, which is a dangerous rhetoric to hold imo.

may you attract someone who treats you like they’ve been waiting their whole life to find you

good girls go to heaven. bad girls go to bad heaven

This is still honestly one of the best things I’ve ever seen in my 22 years of homosexuality

hey. I will never, ever, believe or engage with callout posts. don't send them to me, I will not read them. if you put them in my ask box I will delete them. if you reply them to my posts I will block you. I refuse to be weaponized just cause you have a hateboner for somebody, I don't care how justified you think it is. I wouldn't care even if you had evidence of a murder, because I am not a cop. I will *not* help you ostracize anyone or hurt anyone's rep. so don't try to make me, and don't get upset at me for not letting you. end of story.

Oh I’m so sleepy… won’t you use !tuck to tuck me into bed?

!cursedoak

did anyone else have terrible dreams about a gnarled, twisted forest with one tree more terrible and hateful than all the rest

me at the office when my second cup of coffee finally kicks in