No gay has all 5:
- A job
- Good relationship with father
- Neurotypical brain
- Ability to top
- Driverβs license
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Product Placement
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Not today Justin
macklin celebrini has autism
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No gay has all 5:
- A job
- Good relationship with father
- Neurotypical brain
- Ability to top
- Driverβs license
this is a fun post because people will say how many they have in the tags then you get to figure out which ones.

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My uncle is really into warhammer and would win every miniature painting competition he was in. I have not very steady hands and he saw me messing up my nail polish for prom. He sat with me and carefully painted my nails and that moment meant so much to me all these years later.
Person in the grocery store had amazon rainforest sounds blasting on their phone as they shopped and I think that's a beautiful use of free will
"people who don't wear headphones in public are a nuisance" except this one. I respect their indomitable human spirit
How to Look at Art, Arts & Architecture, Ad Reinhardt, January 1947
How I be moving lately

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We need a third space between life and death
So turns out there's this place called the hospital and you can go there
yeah im from massachutes. why not
Official Post of Massachutes
Fear not the author who predates a scene with βCONTENT WARNING: dehumanization, medical torture, gore, angst, hurt/no comfort, lack of bodily autonomy, and needlesβ. Because that will just be a mild angst scene at most with a lab back drop. But DO fear the author who says βlotssss of gore in this one guysβ with no further elaboration.
The original Spiders Georg post was made in 2013, when the world population was around 7.3 billion. Currently the world population is a bit more than 8.2 billion, so assuming Georg eats spiders at the same rate now as he did in 2013, the average person (including Georg despite being an outlier) now eats 2.7 spiders a year, rather than 3

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You ever hear that old chestnut about how most people neglect the part of the story of Icarus where he also had to avoid flying too low, lest the spray of the sea soak his feathers and cause him to fall and drown? You ever think about how different the world would be if Icarus died that way instead? If the idiom was to Fly To Close To The Sea? A warning against playing it far too safe, about not stretching your wings and soaring properly? You ever think about how Icarus died because he was happy?
Was feeling Emotions than was quickly hit by very different ones upon opening the comments
getting home from work at the end of a long day and putting away my briefcase, changing out of my suit and tie, changing into a different suit and tie, and pulling out a separate, identical briefcase before sitting down at my computer and, with meticulous keystrokes, logging into tumblr dot com
Am walking through Manhattan, there's a woman who can't be more than 25 in a big fur coat, walking with a cane, angrily saying into her headpiece "I want them them destroyed," I feel like an extra in a movie
See, the problem with character vs character polls is that you will at some point reach the rule of funny. So the real question isn't if One Punch Man Saitama or Goku would win, the real question is:
Who would win?
Miss Piggy
Bugs Bunny
"Miss Piggy is exactly the sort of entitled Bugs Bunny would wipe the floor with. She is what Bugs Bunny is built to destroy."
-prev, just now

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this is great. slowly we will build a house
Thats crazy dude mind if i join you
if christopher nolan was really the visionary and ground-breaking director everyone claims he is he would have cast ben affleck as penelope