Terrible, Beautiful Sparks in Space

sorry for being annoying [remembers that practicing gratitude instead of shame is better for my mental health and my relationships] thank you for letting me be annoying with you

riding the trolley out of omelas because i'm a little too shaken to walk rn and i just heard this weird thump from the tracks. probably nothing

It's okay, by the time you get to the ship of Theseus you'll practically be a brand new person.

i also was killed and came back to life three days later but i didnt want to make a big deal out of it. because im humble

‘beyond the scope of this paper’ is a dear friend to me. I Am Not Fucking Talking About That

"Look I can stay on track or this paper can be three times as long, your choice."

just saw a "only one bed" fic with the major character death warning

#i guess that's one way to solve that problem

“This bed ain’t big enough for the both of us.”

oh me? I lost my penis when I ignored the "Don't touch the machinery" sign. you know how it is

nearly ran a redlight thinking about >penis ripped off by penis gnomes on my way home from work

don’t care didn’t ask plus the poem-grave you buried me in wasn’t woven tight enough and i’m sneaking through the gaps right now

The only media I ever watched was avatar the lost air bender and dnd podcasts can I write a novel to change the world?

hmm... *gets in evil bed and holds my evil stuffed animal* evil night.. *turns off my fucked up evil lamp*

we got sad rhaena singing her father’s lullaby! we got sad wet drug addicted aegon left humiliated! we got medical malpractice sadist hannibal lecter dom rat evil advisor larys in complete control of aegon’s wellbeing! we got homophobic jake! we got crazy-eyes rhaenyra excited as fuck about dragons and alicent! we got bug-eyed alicent in blue talking about boards and pieces! we got waxing poetic criston cole with his odd ass sayings that make everyone uncomfortable! we got ginger daeron hightower! we got motivationally confused corlys! we got king aemond! we got gay as fuck clean freak perfumer ormund! we got alimond oedipus torment incestuous abuse motherwife save-your-mommy powerless against sexual abuse at the hands of your male family you’re not even safe from your son KISS!!! we got shitting! we got teleporting alys rivers! we got scheming blood hungry crazy-eyes sonhusband jacaerys! we got idiot tyland lannister! we got everyone scared as fuck of nonbinary crazy-eyes rhaenyra! we got girlfailure rhaena unable to control a dragon she claimed out of hubris! we got jake fruitless gullet euthanasia! we got everything! ITS HOUSE OF THE FUCKING DRAGON BABY!

I HAVE FINALLY FOUND THE PAINT JOB I NEED ON MY CAR.

driving my newly painted car down to my job at the children’s hospital