Terrible, Beautiful Sparks in Space

it dawned on me earlier when i was explaining dodge vipers to a friend who doesn't know cars how fucking insane they were

no airbags is fucking insane; please tell me it at least has seatbelts

it did have seatbelts! it did not have external door handles though lol

I love when Arabic loanwords get incorporated into other languages and they keep the al- suffix. I'm studying the gebra. It's a real the batross around my neck.

You know, as the concept of “zombifying fungi” becomes more and more popular, I notice it still referred to everywhere as like a “brain parasite.” So I guess a lot of people overlooked or forgot how in 2019 it was discovered that cordyceps and other similar fungal parasites leave the brain and nervous system completely untouched. They only control the muscles. They use chemical signals to make the muscles flex in real time where they want to go :)

It’s funny how many people are replying “but that’s worse!” like you didn’t know that’s exactly why I put a smiley

obviously I take no pleasure whatsoever in tenderly caring for you while you're sick and writhing in bed with a fever

comforting you while you're vulnerable, running my fingers through your disheveled hair, placing a cold compress to your skin, flushed and hot to the touch, etc.

I think some of you people reblogging this post are perverts actually

And they’re all Vlad

funny how everyone wants to pretend str/ay/c/at/j is some kind of woke icon while conveniently forgetting that he crinkled a paper slide door AND swallowed a wrong thing to eat 🙄

The cleanomorph

personally I am of the opinion that vegans who are like “the way our food system currently works under capitalism on a large scale is exceptionally cruel to all animals including humans and is not sustainable, so I’m doing what I can to make the most ethical choices available to me about what I eat and encourage others to do the same” are generally very reasonable people who I agree with in spades. but vegans who seem to think human beings are not themselves animals who are ultimately also part of the food chain but instead some kind of other paternalistic higher entity that can never engage in ethical and sustainable hunting practices (and especially the fringe I’ve seen who think other carnivorous animal predators are also evil and need to be eliminated) are people I regard as foolish at best if not actively anti-indigenous and racist

IN DWARF FORTRESS YOU HAVE TO WORRY IF YOUR LIVESTOCK MIGHT BE GAY WTF

the military future of my fort relies on the heterosexuality of these two turkeys and they do NOT seem interested in each other