Terrible, Beautiful Sparks in Space

this would all be a lot simpler if i could just menu->status->check stats

items->use->sinister_potion

having anxiety is like being given permanent unwanted custody of a halter arabian. like okay buddy is it panic time again. cool you probably need more exercise and an apple and then maybe you'll calm down.

thoroughly enjoying the notes on this post because it's equal parts people with anxiety going "yeah that's what it's like" and people with arabians going "yeah that's what they're like"

I will create the world's first ontologically evil baseball team

Yankees beat you to it by like 113 years

wait I have one more story. there's a group of anti-abortion protesters who often set up by the Ethiopian cafe I hang out in, and when I was waiting to cross one of them held up an aborted fetus sign and said "how does this make you feel?" and I said "hungry", and then I was so satisfied by my own cleverness that I missed the lights and stepped off the sidewalk into oncoming traffic

Some is better than none. Some is better than none. Some is better than none. Walking for three minutes, is better than nothing. Drinking a glass of water and eating a snack, is better than nothing. Wiping down the counter, is better than nothing. Small things are not nothing. Small things are not nothing. Small things are not nothing. You don’t have to achieve grand things if all you’re capable of right now is the smaller things. They are still achievements. Don’t do nothing just because you don’t think you’re capable of doing bigger things, just do something you’re capable of today. 

To YOU it’s bad writing. To ME it’s a very nuanced piece of work that explores subtle intricacies without outright saying it. And also it’s bad writing

i said "laundry sauce" instead of detergent once and my parents have not stopped saying it since

Way too funny not to share

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You have to watch the dosage.

You have to watch the dosage.

They missed. 😔

I pay my mortgage with support from patreon and ko-fi supporters, not book sales; my actual books sell very poorly. But every month I get automated emails telling me about the book sales. So I'll just open my inbox to be enthusiastically told that Tolino is paying me $3 or something. And I don't know why but this is so funny to me every time. To just get an email like. You made $3 this month! Cracks me up.

#mine are free#so I get an email saying congratulations! You made $0.00!

Mitch McConnell has been sent to a nice farm out in the country where there's lots of open space to run around and lots of other senators for him to play with

can we send him to the glue factory instead