i see the sun ahead 🌤️

employment cannot rob my fertile mind of its vivid yaoi scenarios

walter white in his underwear with the pistol readying to face the sirens, quietly to himself: this is my fight song. my walter white song

in all fairness, toddlers are funny as fuck. babies will cry because they are experiencing at least ten different senses for the first time all at once and it’s a bit overwhelming for them. fair enough. toddlers will make the most wretched sound you’ve ever heard because you wouldn’t let them run out into a car park and die

i really fuck with it when my oomfs start their posts in media res. they'll open it with a phrase like "it's just funny because..." and then i look at their blog to see what's funny and. nothing.

It's like how Beowulf opens with a call to attention.

posting is exactly like beowulf

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

went to one of my friends apartments for the first time last night and he had a small but meticulously kept aquarium with all these plants and i went to look and it was 1 shrimp and some suckerfish that the shrimps able to chill with. but the shrimp is the centerpiece of this enclosure. and i asked my friend what the shrimps name is and he was like thats greg

Thank you to everyone who has stood by my side throughout this war in Gaza.

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please donate to Aboud and give him some hope on his birthday!

‘puppy want a treat??’ puppy just wants one goddamn day without suffering

What if everything gets better in 2016

latest comic idea i came up with while talking to @missiletoe: ratatouille but instead of a rat who can cook it is a frog who writes the most amazing yaoi. it is titled "frogjoshi." everyone says, "how can a frog write yaoi? what does a frog know about gay love?" and yet, she writes the most beautiful BL stories of all time. a world-renowned yaoi critic reads her novel, and is moved to tears having been reminded of the first yaoi she ever read, long ago, before she even knew what yaoi was. she demands to meet the author. they bring out the frog. roll credits