Bittern at the grocery store
A very elegant crime.
(edit: my partner just pointed out that maybe the bittern is going to pay, and that's a good point)
Don't worry, his disguise was flawless and he got away with his snack :)
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Bittern at the grocery store
A very elegant crime.
(edit: my partner just pointed out that maybe the bittern is going to pay, and that's a good point)
Don't worry, his disguise was flawless and he got away with his snack :)

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longer clip but im extremely fond of this section from new defunctland
sailors used to mutiny and become pirates
I know someone whose nephew is on this ship and yeah, the conditions are wretched. Sewage backups, food rations, and I think a nearly five month back up of packages and mail from family. Reportedly some of the people who’ve tried to jump overboard are lifers who’ve been in the service for decades. If I’m not mistaken they were initially supposed to have only been deployed six months with multiple land stops but they ended up deployed straight to the strait of Hormuz and have been stuck on the ship with deployment extended indefinitely. This was supposed to be solved this week with the USS Roosevelt being deployed to take the Abraham’s place but to my knowledge the open door meeting was changed to closed door and the Roosevelt has yet to leave port.
i'm actually curious, what trinkets do you guys have on your keychains? 🗝️
requested the cat not bite my ass and got a claw to the inner thigh instead

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God should let me drink 7 coffees a day without repercussies
nasa is using a 3D world graphic for the solar eclipse thingy today where germany is still devided in east and west adjfglkafdhgadfg. buddies, it's been almost 40 years.
So I showed this to a physicist and they were like "Oh! Yes! It's a figure from Fred Espenak's very old paper where he did a bunch of eclipse graphics! I've been looking at these my entire internet life, basically, for every solar eclipse! They called him Mr. Eclipse. He just passed away recently 🥺"
Anyway apparently Mr. Eclipse made 5000 years' worth of solar eclipse graphics, which you can find the simpler versions of here
So now instead of laughing at NASA for their outdated graphics I'm emotional about Mr. Eclipse and his hard work
I think this is just a US government thing. Back in the late 2000s/early 2010s I worked for NOAA doing weather stuff, and our archive-tracker program had the following country options:
Germany (Nazi)
Germany (East)
Germany (West)
Germany (Berlin)
No unified Germany, no pre-nazi Germany, just those options.
The weirdest part was that this software was originally an Access database, and Access first came out in 1992... well after Germany had already reunified!
What kind of Millennial™️ are you?
Avocado toast millennial
I am bird watcher now.
I ran a marathon for fun?
Yes, I am currently working on five fiber art projects…
Other millennial stereotype that I will write in the tags.
I am unfortunately not part of the greatest generation aka here for the result
Please share!
“global birth rates are declining”…… yeah and so are the reblog rates on tumblr.com too, so what now

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we don't hate J.J. Abrams enough
Branson Reese, whoever you are, I keep your words in my heart all the time.
"branson reese, whoever you are" put some respect on the smooth sharks one fear man's name
we should learn to speak in a language that rich people who don't dream can't comprehend
did you see they made jane prentiss from the magnus archives real
this is the correct way to feel about having a wasp's nest in your house.
oh fuck you were not kidding
#Two months on‚ Rothney is in a co-working arrangement with the nest‚#which is now more than a metre tall and swallows an entire bookshelf of ring binders.#owns. of course they feel safe around her bc she is a queen
Sorry you’re gonna have to drag me kicking and screaming off the thirty year old social reject woman website. These are my people
You know what? You’re right. Thank you south carolina aquarium
texting everyone in my friends list “see what happens when you disobey me?” when the eclipse starts

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