ALL GOOD THINGS MUST END, CATS FANS!

dads with insane lore are a common occurrence, the habs even have one

our old guy was out there humping his teammates, biting their nipples, slipping them tongue, doing unspeakable things to them. the true spirit of pride

Basically, we were walking down the sidewalk, talking about something meaningless. I think it had to do with a movie. Then this bus screeches up, stops next to us, and a bunch of people with “Down with Cis” shirts climbed out and started beating him up. I was punched and kicked a bit too, but I managed to avoid brutalization by going for their faces. After figuring out what’s happening, I started attacking them back, getting them off of him. He was quite injured but I called 911 and he made a full recovery at the hospital. I was fine, with only a cut on my arm that they patched up.

YOUR CAROLINA HURRICANES ARE THE 2026 STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS

"gah love that guy" you know Connor was probably looking at that phone screen with the biggest smile, thinking to himself "that's my guy tha's MY HUDDY" 😭 (who he loves with all his heart...)

This is The Taming of Smeagol by Donato Giancola and by god they're gonna have a threeway with that wriggly guy

the grabberrrr

if i was a actual celebrity with actual fans id just like scream in ur face rlly loud like if u approached me on the street id like start yelling and wailing and spitting at you and jumpin up and down while waving my arms until u were afraid of me and like cancelled me or something and then id go back to my mansion in la and skinny dip forever