ALL GOOD THINGS MUST END, CATS FANS!

thinking about mrs ghostbear asking where her husband's been and the answer being a drunk typo + confirmation that he's not been more than 5 feet apart from martinook since they won the Cup. lmfao

Happy Pride 🌈

Is that Peter Cushing in the background watching the carnage

Interviews with hockey players are fantastic, because it is a complex game that can be spoken about at length, but during the intermission they'll find the Wettest player imaginable on the losing team and for thirty seconds they'll ask them things like "what do you need to do to get more pucks in the net?" And the player (panting, haunted behind the eyes) says something like "well, we've got to get them in there"

I just cried because the brad marchand puppy hasn’t been adopted yet Florida panthers this is your fault

puppy remains homeless out of concern he'll lick too many faces 😔

Somebody in a Twitch stream chat was trying to insult a streamer by saying, "You're almost 40, and you've only gotten a tarot card reading once?" And I don't know, I'm still amused by this. I'm in my late 20s and I've also only had a tarot card reading once. One of those ones on the street you pay for. The guy doing my tarot card reading was like, "You're going to join the military," or something like that, and 15 year old me thought to myself, "Okay, well that's not true. So I guess I just got scammed," and then I just never got a tarot card reading since then.

(military recruiter tarot card reader in august of 2001) *draws The Tower* *draws a second The Tower* now that's not supposed to happen

i have to admit i don’t understand why watching your sports team win makes you want to jump on a car windshield

my best guest is that it’s all the pent up energy and tension but unlike the players you can’t really it on the court so it needs somewhere to go

To give my answer as someone studying sociology: in high energy social situations like sports matches, people can be swept up by "social currents", or intense, contagious moods that inspire behavior you normally wouldn't engage in. Basically, it's not just the fact that you have energy, but that the people on the field or TV screen and the people around you also have energy, and have strong emotions, and your energy and emotions are bouncing off each other and intensifying. It's like how when someone else laughs you're more likely to also laugh, but to an extreme, and with behavior you wouldn't normally do if your brain wasn't caught up in the rush. See also: how some speeches or protests can turn to riots if people get riled up. So, it's not really a "want" as it is an impulse caused by your brain going HELL YEAH WE'RE ALL FEELING THIS TOGETHER AAAAAHHHHH. The "social" in "social species" strikes again

to be honest I think nothing really drives home how ridiculous this world is than trying to find sheet music online. if you want to play anything other than Yankee doodle or hot cross buns they want you to PAY. for sheet music. sheet music! I understand that the people who make sheet music and run the websites have to eat but I'm not gonna spend money to buy ONE page of music. like at LEAST let me screenshot a couple at a printable quality and if I decide I want a whole book or something then I'll buy! But putting EVERYTHING behind a paywall is so stupid. Sure I can learn how to climb em and get around em but the average person shouldnt have to do that, we should live in a world where learning to play the angry birds theme on recorder is as frictionless a process as nature intended ok