Just Polls!

ten-year-old with super strength

ten-year-old with super agility

ten-year-old with animal shapeshifting

ten-year-old with invisibility

ten-year-old with phasing / voluntary intangibility

ten-year-old with telekinesis

ten-year-old with pyrokinesis

ten-year-old with laser eyes

ten-year-old that can project illusions

ten-year-old with mindreading

this wasn't in the ad, I'm bailing immediately

super speed

super strength

never sleep

generate unlimited copies of exactly one item

your backpack can store an unlimited amount in a pocket universe

your body stops aging at 30 years old

may perfectly memorize any information for as long as you want

perform any repetitive task without pain or long-term damage

eat whatever but choose how your weight changes

I feel like this power must be tied to an ancient evil best left sleeping

orcs / trolls aka monstrous humanoids

goblins / kobolds aka small monstrous humanoids

humanoid + demon hybrids

humanoid + angel hybrids

humanoid + dragon hybrids

humanoid + animal hybrids

intelligent animals

intelligent undead

shapeshifters

slimes / elementals

robots / constructs

y'all need to get weirder with it, get a bunch of [tag] in there

Procreate

Ibis Paint

Ibis Paint X

(Autodesk) Sketchbook

Something else

Results

Yes

No

the artificer, backed by invented weapons and an army of constructs

the barbarian, with brute strength and stamina to the death

the bard, living up to the rep they built for themselves

the cleric, directly empowered by their deity to a final form

the druid, shapeshifted to a massive creature backed up with beast army

the fighter, using combat tactics to duel multiple opponents at once

the monk, calmly and deftly dodging between enemy strikes to land their own

the paladin, channeling their noble oath into an implacable last stand

the ranger, sniping as fast as they can before switching to close combat

the rogue, assisted by traps of their own design

the sorcerer or wizard, burning their strongest and riskiest destructive spells

the warlock, directly channeling their patron's full powers

Yes, I prefer that

No, I'd rather authors just do a summary

Somewhere in the middle of yes and no. It depdends

Complete indifference

Something else

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brown horse

white horse

black horse

armored horse

zebra

deer

big cat

elephant

better be a unicorn on this bitch

hmm got any sea creatures?

this bench seating is fine

carousels are lame

warriors, because they solve so many of their problems with fighting

predators, because they can chase down and eat any other creature

traders, because capitalism became the dominant social interaction

all the same, due to the prehistoric genetic bottleneck

diplomats, because they pack bond with anything

impulsive, because they have relatively short lifespans

hive mind, because they form communities around cultural memes

artists, because they express themselves by inefficiently modifying processes

horny, because they think about and practice procreation all the time

inventors, because their frail physical forms require so much accommodation

actually I think it's OK that humans are the default and all aliens are weird

donuts

muffins

pastries

bagels

coffeepot

teapot and teabags

orange juice

egg sandwiches

breakfast burritos

granola bars

I'll bring [tag], it works pretty well for me

this is bullshit, I don't want to prep for this and no one can make me