something in the water

reblog if you too are bi and confused or support others’ right to be bi and confused

rosencrantz is dead, guildenstern is dead, and me I feel also not so good

Scooby Doo was a show to teach kids that the only monsters are people

Scooby-Doo taught us that the real monsters are the people who take their dog ghost hunting when the dog is deathly afraid of ghosts.

[Image ID: Bluesky post from hank hill (@/ freshGarlicKnots.bsky.social) on Jun 3, 2026 reading: "fiction normalizes—" idk abt any of that but I think social media has normalized absolutely batshit behavior and social conventions that are inconceivable to anyone that is actually well-balanced and thriving in the real world and that's a bigger problem that fiction will ever be /End ID]

do me a favor and plz reblog with your five most recently used non-face, non-hand, non-heart emojis

it's cool how in the 6 years since this tweet was written it's become significantly less useful not because anything has gotten better but because the majority of products on Amazon are now from fly-by-night brands called "ZZPORK" and "GLUM4PANT"