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happy Kpop Demon Hunters day!! im so excited to watch this im going absolutely bonkers
its been 6 months and im still not over this. easily best and most hilarious play in baseball history
for those who dont really understand:
-the first baseman had no reason to chase BaƩz, if he just stepped on the bag he was automatically out
-theres two outs, so if hes out, the inning is over. even if the runner on second base gets home, the run doesnt count. its not until hes safe at first that the run scores
-theres no specific rule in baseball about running backwards from first, just that you ācannot retreat to home baseā meaning so long as if you dont touch the plate, its fine
-BaƩz ran backwards to kill enough to get the run to score, and then stole and extra base on the base on the bad throw
-HE TOOK THE TIME TO UMPIRE HIS OWN PLAY AND CALL SAFE
what a fucking sport yall
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Javier BaĆ©zās nickname according to those announcers is El Mago which is spanish for The Wizard
Well earned
love how the explanations do not help at all
Let me see if I can break this down a little more.
Javier BĆ”ez (the batter, a Chicago Cub, wearing blue) has just hit the ball. His job is now to run around the bases - 1st, 2nd, 3rd, back to where he started (āhomeā), at which point he will have scored a point. In practice, he will probably stop partway, wait for the next batter to get a hit, and try to make it home from there.
The Pittsburgh Pirates (in white) are fielding. Their job is to stop the Cubs from scoring by getting them out, by various combinations of catching the ball and tagging people or bases with it.
The scoreboard (top left) shows that one Cub has already made it to second base, so he will resume running now that Javy has a hit. It also shows that two Cubs are out. If a third Cub gets out, their turn to bat will be over, it will be the Piratesā turn to bat, and the Cubs canāt score anymore (for now, but thatās not relevant).
The Pirate at first base (the first baseman) has the ball. All he needs to do is step on first base while holding it before Javy gets there, and Javy is out. This is probably the number one most common thing a first baseman has to do.
He does not do it.
For some reason he starts chasing Javy, presumably trying to tag him with the ball directly. This is a perfectly legitimate way of getting him out, but also completely unnecessary.
This has never happened to Javy before. Unsure what else to do, he just kind of⦠jogs backwards away from him.
Meanwhile, the Cub who was at second base (Contreras) has made it all the way back to home. Because the Piratesā first baseman has helpfully walked the ball back home, he can easily toss it to the Pirate at home (the catcher) who will tag Contreras out.
The catcher doesnāt tag him in time.
The umpire signals that Contreras is safe (not out).
Javy also signals that Contreras is safe, just for fun. Heās never been nearby when a teammate makes it home before, and heās enjoying himself.
Notice that the score has not changed, even though Contreras made it home. Thatās because Javy is still technically running to first base. If he gets out before he reaches it, the Cubsā turn to bat is over, and nothing else thatās happened since he hit the ball matters.
Javy remembers this, and heads back to first base. The catcher throws the ball to another Pirates fielder, who is frantically running to do the first basemanās job.
He doesnāt catch it.
Javy is safe at first. Contreras scores (although the scoreboard wonāt change for a second).
Javy notices how far away that ball landed, and decides he can make it to second base before anyone picks it up and tags him out.
An offscreen Pirate throws the ball to second base, where another Pirate is ready and waiting to catch it, tag Javy out, and end the Cubsā turn to bat.
He doesnāt catch it.
Javy is safe at second. The video doesnāt show it, but he will go on to score as well.
This should have been a very easy out for the Pirates, but through two dropped catches and one truly bizarre decision from the first baseman, they snatched defeat from the jaws of victory and turned it into two points for the Cubs.
The Cubs won this game by two points.
HAPPY OPENING DAY OF BASEBALL 2022 YALL. LETS PRAY FOR MORE OF THIS BULLSHIT
I know Iāve reblogged this before, but hereās a version with an explanation for folks unfamiliar with the game* and this amazing comment:
Never change, Pittsburgh
Reblogging with the breakdown of what happened for anyone who isnāt familiar with the rules of baseball and wants to understand why we canāt stop talking about this play.
Life, Pets, and Capitalism
Stage One:
Quality of care at our vet's had decreased markedly in recent months and we noticed we never saw the vet we were used to anymore. (The one who had founded the clinic and worked there for several decades). Or any of the old receptionists. Care was now was more impersonal, vets seemed more interested in getting us out the door and moving on to the next case than in talking through everything with us, and prices were, naturally, going up.
Stage Two:
Googling the old vet's name out of curiosity, the gossip on Reddit was that he and everybody with him were fired. We also learn that the usual finance bros have been buying up a lot of veterinary practices like this lately, and then promptly enshittifying them as is the custom of our day and age.
Step Three:
We find that the old vet is still practicing, just ten or fifteen minutes further than his former place of business. Taking the pet in for our first visit at the new practice, we find:
He was fired basically overnight with no warning.
His wife was also fired, a fact she discovered partway through the work day.
The person who owns his former clinic and many others in the region has been filling them all with graduates from his alma mater that he still has a pipeline to. So it's as much good old-fashioned cronyism as it is anything else.
Only two weeks after the old vet was fired, the clinic started reaching out to him again, by phone, by text, by email, and quite possibly by smoke signals, to try and convince him to come back. One of them finally cornered him somewhere to ask about it in person, and he said he couldn't, he was already under new contract.
Turns out quite a few people had been faster on the uptake than we had and started quitting the clinic days after we left, specifically citing his absence as a reason for it. Google reviews tell the tale, a bunch of new ones are in and old ones have been edited to say that the change of management was terrible and they won't be going back. Apparently enough that even the bean-counters have become worried.
Apparently he also ran into a few of the new vets who all started asking him for his secret in keeping clients. All he could say to them was just "treat your patients like they're human beings who care about their cats and dogs."
And there you are. Rich boy messes with a thing that wasn't broke, gives it to people whose only value was in a shared old boy network, then begs the actual professional to fix it for him as soon as it goes south.
If only this was just the story of one shitty businessman and not the business model of our entire society.

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unfortunately i dont think its queerbaiting if the creator is just so terminally heterosexual that they never remotely considered the same gender relationship their show is centered around could be read as romantic. it is deeply painful however.
Maybe accidental queer baiting? The way someone may not mean to say something rude, but it may come off rude, so it's rude. Frustrating either way.
Not being a dick, just a friendly clarification.
By definition you can't accidentally queerbait. Queerbaiting is specifically using a same sex pair from the show to market the show to queer audiences with no intention of ever following through on a romantic relationship.
There is officially licensed Destiel merch signed off on by Kripke. Teen Wolf had a commercial with the actors for Derek and Stiles draped over each other talking about being "on a ship." Both shows actively used scenes between them as marketing while actively mocking fans for wanting them together. Sherlock has multiple characters refer to Johnlock as a couple, including characters we're supposed to believe are never wrong about human behavior and pushed those scenes in marketing. Then they acted insulted when fans saw them as a couple.
That's queerbaiting.
Done on accident it would just be queer subtext. Done because they had no other choice due to censorship is queer coding.
The specific meaning of the word is really starting to get lost and it's a pretty important one to keep accurate. It describes a very specific phenomenon that was done repeatedly and maliciously for decades and is meant to examine that specifically.
Doing it on accident sucks, but it isn't a tactic of capitalism intentionally intended to suppress queer representation while making money from queer fans.
Reblogging to keep the accurate definition and examples of queerbaiting circulating in the world
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itās nice seeing other people starting to open their eyes to what iāve been saying for a while in that the current use and proliferation of the term āgooningā is an outright tool of fascism
the second āgooningā stopped referring to a specific sexual practice and started to be used as a replacement for āmasturbationā we needed to kill it immediately and sadly we didnāt
if you call someone a āmasturbatorā in a derisive way you sound like a fucking mormon but suddenly you switch to calling them a āgoonerā and youāve created a way to express the same puritanical beliefs around masturbation that is not only palatable to the average person but the attached underlying implications of the term make people way more susceptible to adopting those beliefs themselves
leftists need to fucking stop using the term āgoonerā right fucking now
demonizing human sexuality and treating masturbation and sexual activity as deviant and disgusting are straight up fascist tools and itās startling how successful this aspect of it has been the last few years

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Iāve got a lot of Thoughts(tm) about The Odyssey at the moment, but damnit Blum Iām an archer, not a film critic, so hereās something in my lane!
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