It's a mark of UK politics that one of the people the previous prime minister had to defend his seat against was this guy:
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Making Piers Morgan zero emissions
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Nationalising Adele and model railways
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It's a mark of UK politics that one of the people the previous prime minister had to defend his seat against was this guy:
His policies include:
Making Piers Morgan zero emissions
Free broadband
Nationalising Adele and model railways

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Just your average UK election.
Why hasn't there been a biopic movie about Count Binface with Reece Shearsmith cast as the man behind the bin? Hollywood? Hello???
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The Daily Star is the only one getting it right so far

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Growing up is realising that Count Binface is in fact the most serious candidate in British politics
Happy polling day!
Now get out there and vote!
Don’t forget your photo ID! It can be recently expired as long as it has your name and looks like you!
Come on, Richmond and North Allerton. You have the chance to get rid of Sunak and elect a dustbin-headed alien in his place. Take it.