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Oh you’re a throuple? Who’s the Eve, who’s the Psyche, and who’s the Bluebeard’s Wife?

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I love Friday night on tumblr bc I can just talk to myself about whatever buuuulllllshiiiiit in the corner over here

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Watching primal fear for the first time and Edward Norton being here has me pointing like WE LOVE A CONTENTIOUS ENVIRONMENT #MyContentiousEnvironment

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Also this movie is tense but the Frutiger aero music at times has me like

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Me on melatonin apparently:

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Wide awake and returning to this movie and actually no the 90s-ness of the OST really is so weirdly calming at times despite all the tense stuff going on

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Wow so “we love a contentious environment” was lowkey a theme of this movie all along

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Rewatching the Invite now because I thought it would be even funnier with primal fear in mind and I was RIGHT

#quote unquoute Hawk is a firefighter because #Aaron from primal fear grew up to be one of those firefighters who is actually an arsonist #His backstory with his wife is sooooo suspicious in this lens too #IM CONNECTING THE DOTS IM CONNECTING TNEM!!!#also yes I’m on melatonin again

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I really need to summon up like. Enthusiasm for a few smaller sized fandoms that are also reasonably normal because otherwise my Yuletide letter is gonna be like

-D/hurandhar but ONLY for those “”””parody”””” gay fics posted by straight dudes on reddit who are also really mad that people havent been sufficiently worshipful of Ranveer’s physique

-The Invite/Primal Fear crossover NO GET BACK HERE IT WOULD BE SO FUNNYYYY

-RPF about the remains in that one garden in Pompeii and during nomination period I get asked by the mods to “please specify which five human remains you want :)” and I get ultimately get fic for this one and this makes people have crashouts about the existence of this as a fandom being disrespectful

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Oh and also

- the dead cat was possessing Nikki Obsession!!!

#seriously though one of my most consistent fandom obsessions this year #is a non-canonized pairing on a fandom that is now 2 big 4 Yuletide #this is getting dire!

I really need to summon up like. Enthusiasm for a few smaller sized fandoms that are also reasonably normal because otherwise my Yuletide letter is gonna be like

-D/hurandhar but ONLY for those “”””parody”””” gay fics posted by straight dudes on reddit who are also really mad that people havent been sufficiently worshipful of Ranveer’s physique

-The Invite/Primal Fear crossover NO GET BACK HERE IT WOULD BE SO FUNNYYYY

-RPF about the remains in that one garden in Pompeii and during nomination period I get asked by the mods to “please specify which five human remains you want :)” and I get ultimately get fic for this one and this makes people have crashouts about the existence of this as a fandom being disrespectful

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…. But where is the gifset of Edward Norton going “we love a contentious environment”

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ITS PARTIALLY HERE!!!

#idk how to explain it but this wording and line delivery #scratches my brain saaaauurrrr good #the invite

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had to make this gif before anyone else did

#stopping dropping and rolling with a mug of rooibos #is a great way to avoid conflict tbh #the invite

Mentally pondering a deeply unhinged crossover because I’m doing OCD exposure therapy RIGHT NOW by trying to not check my snail mail all weekend and it’s already so difficult

#you’re supposed to just sit with the discomfort so I’m like #is this me distracting myself in a bad way #or is it me Just Living Life the Way You Normally Would ™️

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Hey, I’m just kidding bud. I didn’t mean to hurt your feelings. What else I was supposed to do?

#primal fear #primal fear spoilers #idk it’s like 31 years old but I also managed to avoid the twists my whole #life so #if on the off chance you want to avoid them #almost reflexively tagged this ace attorney

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Watching primal fear for the first time and Edward Norton being here has me pointing like WE LOVE A CONTENTIOUS ENVIRONMENT #MyContentiousEnvironment

maester-of-spreadsheets

Also this movie is tense but the Frutiger aero music at times has me like

maester-of-spreadsheets

Me on melatonin apparently:

maester-of-spreadsheets

Wide awake and returning to this movie and actually no the 90s-ness of the OST really is so weirdly calming at times despite all the tense stuff going on

maester-of-spreadsheets

Wow so “we love a contentious environment” was lowkey a theme of this movie all along

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always funny to remember darth vader is anakin skywalker. the adrenaline junkie chucklefuck who used to dive head first out of speeders and built a pod racer in his yard when he was like six is now upper-middle management for the evil empire. half of his appearances in the original trilogy are Meetings. vader spends like 80% of his time dealing with bureaucratic bullshit. status updates. team meetings. holo-Zooms. budget rundowns. anakin betrayed the jedi and caused the fall of the republic and his punishment is being CC'd on every email forever. and you know what. he would hate that. the punishment fits the criminal

#Star Wars

Oh so bleaching your brows to make them look invisible is cool and on trend NOW but when I, a Swede-

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Watching primal fear for the first time and Edward Norton being here has me pointing like WE LOVE A CONTENTIOUS ENVIRONMENT #MyContentiousEnvironment

maester-of-spreadsheets

Also this movie is tense but the Frutiger aero music at times has me like

maester-of-spreadsheets

Me on melatonin apparently:

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Wide awake and returning to this movie and actually no the 90s-ness of the OST really is so weirdly calming at times despite all the tense stuff going on

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“progressive” men when a woman is deemed evil enough that they can call her a bitch 24/7:

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rocky eats shit (colourised)

#project hail mary

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Watching primal fear for the first time and Edward Norton being here has me pointing like WE LOVE A CONTENTIOUS ENVIRONMENT #MyContentiousEnvironment

maester-of-spreadsheets

Also this movie is tense but the Frutiger aero music at times has me like

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Me on melatonin apparently:

#I only got 40 minutes in so I passed out while Laura Linney was going :/#will try to finish today though

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