Resident Angry Queer

#CHAPTER 8 lets hear it for CHAPTER 8 🎉#I love dead people I love vampires I love that gideon even when he loses his auspex#still has what it bloomed out of: being able to read people. but he’s still a little lost#unabsorbed walking talking fabien still doing his nightly work and having a bit of fun#compared to him fretting analyzing everything in game…gumball!! we all love you gumball!!#loose cannon oh he said it he said it he said the line!!#“shared Malkavian heritage had nothing to do with it” you’re killing me you’re killing me. oh the fondness really is contagious.#making fabien pick up blood coffee. is there even one for him. is there. jj campbell i hope they get you..#again#MRS THORN OH MY GOD “Never in a thousand years. Who even did that and why.”. so basically there’s this rat bastard#taking a drink every time someone talks about Safia’s ‘untapped potential’ and dying immediately and with hatred in my heart#pyramid being gone being the elderly’s equivalent to waking up after 9/11 timeless classic#“getting talked at with a big ol smile” FABIEN. When was the last time you and safia played twenty leading questions#“it was bound to come for me eventually” okay obligatory giggle rule tag. safia’s man is funny we know this#hi dark vision/detection/heightened senses etc :D It’s so cool the ghouls outlines are different in game..love it..#phyre immediately scanning environments look for escape routes :( haha do what you do best nomad :(#katsumi oh my gosh hiii :) and he’s on his way to ruin it I know#love phyre and katsumi’s back and forth it’s just different enough. there’s not the reason of campbell’s death to shake everything up#the devil you know etc. ryong being the …..fresh prince.. isn’t rash but I have to imagine the uncertainty is there#VS HEY emergency meeting did campbell tell the sheriff to dangle thinbloods up on the Christmas lights#meeting with her Before Benny so Phyre doesn’t immediately look like they just bowled through handfuls of people to take him#THERES TIME#and she can’t count phyre out yet. can’t afford to#anyway he’s here to ruin everything again. you really nail how much of a slimy fuck he is. HE SUCKS….. twice baked nepo baby#ryonggg helpppp..helpppppppp PLEASE feel like pure shit just want her back#showed up alone and late and didn’t do shit but throw his weight around BOOOO. can’t even drink his cold brew without being annoying#anyways you could take a year between these I’d still kick my feet and clap like a seal i do not care 🦭

i really really really really really like hadestown's repeated use of "eurydice was a hungry girl" because at first pass you might think oh, she's scrappy and street smart and her ambition is going to be the foil to orpheus's idealist romanticism. but nope! no she is literally hungry. she is starving. that is her motivator and everybody knows it. she loves, oh she does, but she can't be fucking blamed for fulfilling her physical needs first.

your weird obsession with having a fully formed white picket fence found family who all speak like they've inhaled their therapist who you subconsciously want to be adopted into is ruining your ability to interact with the source material

the mark of a real actor is if they did theater before they hit it big and continue doing theater after. if they didn’t do theater before, then they are hacks and if they stop doing theater after, then they are dilettantes who lucked out. obviously this applies to all actors ever and there are no exceptions.

i wish mosquitos didn't make you itchy and give you horribly infectious diseases. i wouldn't begrudge them a humble nibble were it not so

personally i do not prefer when stories engaging with complicated topics attempt to make themselves good educational resources on said complicated topics

and i understand that sometimes it's a very thin line between giving a realistic depiction of a serious topic and ending up in after-school special mode, but i also notice that no one is doing this when a character gets the flu (which kills many people every year) and PERSONALLY i don't love the patterns i'm vaguely sensing about which experiences can be depicted normally and which experiences must always be a learning opportunity

It's okay to miss someone and still know they don't belong in your life anymore

cybertrucks are so amazing to me. sure it may be unsafe to drive and unimaginably expensive and ugly as shit but at least everyone who sees you driving it thinks youre a nazi

I wish irl grinding was as fun as in videogames tbh. Like yeah i need to go to work a thousand times but after that i have enough materials to buy a house. But alas, houses arent real

Let the historical record show that Mr. Beast was entirely ignorable if you were just like doing literally anything else. I've been on youtube as long as it's been around and I've never been recommended a video by him. I see him in passing as a meme. I thought he was a made up joke, a caricature of bad youtuber content miners until someone I trust confirmed his existence to me in late 2025.