Shout out to the ten primate species, four bat species, elephant shrews, and the Cairo spiny mouse. Nobody else gets it
here you are sweetie

titsay
One Nice Bug Per Day

blake kathryn
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Acquired Stardust

Kaledo Art
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Keni
occasionally subtle
I'd rather be in outer space đ¸
$LAYYYTER
noise dept.

Origami Around
Sweet Seals For You, Always
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Jules of Nature
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Shout out to the ten primate species, four bat species, elephant shrews, and the Cairo spiny mouse. Nobody else gets it
here you are sweetie

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on the 30+ hour train ride home i decided to read a bunch of stephen king short stories i had skipped over years prior because they didnât interest me and i read Night Flier first and that is literally a story about a detective type man hunting a crazed serial killer pilot who flies a plane directly to his victims and who thinks hes a vampire and he chases this guy across states only to find out it is an actual fucking Dracula who flies a plane and the dracula is like âfuck off and stop following meâ and leaves in his plane. and thatâs the story
what kills me is that the next story in the same book is about a guy who gets paid to abduct lost children and he picks up a kid who bites him and is weirdly strong and is talking about how his grandpa is gonna find them and fuck him up and lo and behold the grandpa is the same. fucking. dracula.
I HAVE BELLS
I PLAYED THE BELLS SO MUCH IT STARTED SNOWING ON MY DASH
assuming you've enabled 1-8 keys to play the bells, joy to the world is:
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Jingle bells is:Â
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twinkle twinkle little star:
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this old man:
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the âdashing through the snowâ part of jingle bells:
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this is the best I could do for âgreensleevesâ
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Just a fan of thermodynamics
I think this is âFinally, one that doesnât just study gravity!â
Which is indeed hilarious, @csataharcsa .
the hardest thing a girl has to do is get out of his warm comfy bed in the morning

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I'm begging you to turn the sound on
Spring.
Spring.
Spring.
Spring
Something about this is so genuine and funky. It feels so natural that if I heard the correct lyrics it wouldn't process as right in my brain. This man yelling about his green tea and watermelon sour patch kids fits so well with the live music playing in the background, the atmosphere, the whole situation. It's like some reverse slam poetry talking about how good life is and how the simple pleasures should be enjoyed. I'm in love with this tik tok.
old alt rock fans in the notes are like:
1) this slaps and actually sounds like a lot of the classics
2) if i went to a concert and they played this i wouldnt even question it. id be like FUCK yeah they were watermelon!!!
who keeps giving her these things
she ends up condemned too D:
damn bitch get it together
Sheâs a Darklord now too
This what my phone translates the last card to
hey guys guess what
her old friends joined her
Good for them fuck shit up ladies
I wanna add those two girlsâ names as cards, and theyâre pretty great names.Â
Also they are 100% drawn to be placed at Condemned Darklordâs sides.Â
This is what peak polyamory looks like.
Any girls wanna get corrupted together and then have hot gay sex maybe?
Yu-Gi-Oh! Heritage Post
This kind of bread could be dangerous because when you start eating it you wonât stop.. But itâs delicious
How to make it /youtube
oh god. oh fuck. oh jesus. fucking. oh my gosh. god damn shit fuck. oh my god. dear lord satan. christ on a bicycle. shitting shit shit fuck. son of
I want it all in my mouth, Iâm just imaging how amazing that texture is going to feel.
I am consuming a media and you are going to hear about it
and the thrilling sequel: i consumed a media months ago and you are still hearing about it
and the cautionary conclusion: the media has consumed me
tumblr on goncharov (1973): i have not consumed a media and you are still going to hear about it

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harvesting cinnamon
...How did it ever occur to someone that this was edible?...
I mean, I'm guessing some variation of "hey that tree I used as firewood sure had some good smelling smoke and made the food we cooked over it better, I wonder what else we could do with it . . . "
Yea, that or
I mean. Thereâs foods out there that if you donât cook them exactly right they will kill you. Humans have been trying absolutely everything to see what they can eat.
there is a shark. The greenland shark. It lives in the ocean where humans naturally die. At depths that would crush a human. In water so cold it would very quickly kill a person. Itâs a big shark, 20ish feet. Several have been found with polar bear in their stomach. They live hundreds of years. To keep from freezing, their blood is full of anti-freeze chemicals that makes their meat poisonous to humans.
They are considered by humans living near them to be... a delicacy.
Of course you have to bury it for six months to let it ferment the poisons out.
i swear to gods, if itâs on this planet, we will find a way to eat it.
did you know, the first scientists to find a whole frozen mammoth out in the tundra ... cooked some and ate it? Like, they found it and excavated it, and while still on site these 2 professionals with degrees said to each other, oh we gotta eat some of that. It was like 17 THOUSAND years old. They said it tasted bad. No shit. But thatâs humans for you.
anyway, the cinnamon harvesting is awesome, never saw that before
Humans are one of the most accomplished omnivores on the planet.
I strongly suspect that the fact that humans are just like this is a factor in why we haven't officially met any aliens. We eat things that try to kill us. We do so A Lot. I think that whatever larger alien entity is in charge of our section of space is like "yeah, we're not going to be the ones that gives those yahoos a hyperdrive. They're going to find out about the Blurpingo Empire that's been invading Sector 7 and the next week the Humans will have a chain restaurant selling Blurpingo-meat burgers. The Humans are a war crime waiting to happen, and we're not unleashing them on the galaxy. They can stay on their own little backwater mudball."
Too bad the prophet Cassandra never met Odysseus
They say if she made a prophecy Nobody would believe her
Iâve gotta say, that is exactly the kind of stupid thing that probably would circumvent a curse.
Cassandra: YOU ARE ALL GOING TO REGRET THIS SO MUCH YOU DONâT EVEN KNOW.Â
Odysseus: Regret it why?
Cassandra: You wonât believe me if I tell you. If I prophecy, nobody believes me. That is my curse.
Odysseus: ⌠Iâm Nobody. Fill me in.Â
*A couple of months later*Â
Odysseus: HELLO PENELOPE, I AM HERE PRECISELY ON TIME AND NOT YEARS LATE incidentally I rescued and adopted a Trojan seer while I was away, sheâs great, got me home really fast, Cassandra this is your new mother whoâs not going to treat you like shit.Â
Penelope: ⌠Iâm going to need more details, but okay, sure.Â
Cassandra: *in tears* I love you, new family.Â
Cassandra: Penelope, Iâve had another vision.
Penelope, sighs: Go tell your father.
#awww #wholesome greek mythology #bet youâve never seen that phrase before (via @philosopherking1887)
rbing again bc i saw someone noting that Odysseus isnât technically Nobody until after he blinds Polyphemus, which, correct and fair.
But consider: Odysseus is exACTLY the kinda smartass whoâd chime in âoh iâm Nobodyâ just off the fuckinâ cuff if presented with âNobody will believe me!â Like itâs a Dad Joke.Â
That was my exact reasoning! I mean, if he could come up with âNomanâ on the spur of the moment once, surely when presented with an opening like this he would go straight to â⌠hi, Iâm Nobodyâ. The man may not have always been pleasant, but he *was* always wily.Â
I remain extremely proud of this post. Itâs nice to see it still going around.Â
Jotaro doing pushups please
g-grampsâŚ.

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reminder that sakura fucking snapped a staff into two
clearance that isnât under like $15 is an abomination and doesnât have the right to even call itself clearance