California Laid-Back, Tie-Dyed Point of View

I love these and I wish to adopt them.

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Hey op, there are people on here who don’t know what a B-side is

That doesn't seem like something I would have jurisdiction over

love being in bed under big winter covers i feel like an old king dying of illness telling his last will to his son

HELLO???

THEY RIGHT THO

If y'all liked the unidentifiable yellow glitter goo you'll love the time I made wine out of marshmallow Peeps

...how???

To the people um-actuallying me in the notes about calling this wine: clearly I have no respect for nature, god, or man; why would you assume I respect arbitrary alcoholic beverage classifications

“blue hair” this, “pronouns” that. find someone with flowing silver hair and spells

you've gotta have friends who are older than you, not because you're a dumb kid, but because you'll be terrified of growing up otherwise

being the oldest person you allow yourself to know will eat holes in your brain and you'll start saying weird stuff

Get a hobby that is intergenerational.  The friendships with people much older and much younger than you will mean that wisdom and ideas are shared among many and not isolated among the few.  

can i show you guys the funniest friggin. palm tree

yes

what the fuck

that's a silly straw

New root goofin'

twisty tie

my dad is the funniest person in the world to make small talk with. we passed a taco bell and he was like “what’s your favorite thing to get there” and i said “the crunchwrap supreme” and he said “tell me about it” and i described it to him and he said “that sounds delicious. what’s your second favorite thing at taco bell”