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Ideas for more practical Gerudo warrior fits:
Armor would be mostly linen, with added padding around vital areas (e.g. abdomen, legs, arms / hands). Could be magically reinforced for added protection. Abdomen guard has the Gerudo symbol because I love the Gerudo symbol and so do they.
Footwear is sand boots, a la the ones you get in BotW. They need to be able to move fast and effectively and the sand boots let them do that while also working as armor.
Outerwear over the padded underarmor would be loose robes magically enhanced to offer protection against high UV. These robes come with hoods to shield their eyes / boost sun protection, and are color coded according to rank. (An idea I am borrowing from Rose Zemlya's LoZ RR). Purple is lowest rank, then Red, then White for the Elite. Green robes signify military mages and / or tactical advisers.
They would also have robes enchanted for their nights, meant to keep them warm in the cold desert air. Same color coding would apply.
Standard issue weapon is a khopesh, given all the Egyptian influence recent Gerudo designs have had. Varying lengths would suit various styles. They'd also have composite bows designed for mounted archery.
Gerudo warriors would wear the accessories we see in BotW to augment their abilities, depending on need.
Also they do have pants under the robes that are loose-fitting linen for breathability, that tuck into the sand boots.
Rank is not just skill based, but also behavior based. An exceptionally skilled warrior could be stuck in Red because she doesn't work well in a unit and constantly gets herself and others in Situations.
A lot of this could also apply to Gerudo civilians. Like the loose-fitting robes over linens would be pretty standard to protect from the desert sun (or keep warm at night), but civilians can wear any color and design they want. (Off-duty warriors can as well, but when on-duty they have to wear their official robes.)
Another thing is that the colors would all be light / maybe sheerish? Like light red, light purple, light green, since darker colors absorb heat and lighter ones keep you cooler. And then inverse for the night robes.
Basically they're only going to regularly have exposed faces, necks, and fingers. Everything else is covered because it is silly to have so much skin exposed to swords and sun. Ditto for having practical footwear; they do not need to be trying to do all that in high heels. Sand boots make much more sense.
Also, I want them to have both horses AND sand seals. Because the sand seals are cute . . . but also horses are too.
americans are a saudi oil baron's idea of classy. brits are an american's idea of classy. the french are a brit's idea of classy. unfortunately the chain ends here since the french's idea of classy is also the french

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"Why can't Trump be impeached" because the democrats don't control the house or the senate. "Why doesn't the Supreme Court stop him" well the lower courts are stopping him but he stacked the Supreme Court in his first term. "Why can't they do the 25th amendment" because that requires the president to be basically unconscious. "When will congress do something" probably in January when the new congress comes in if the democrats pick up a lot of seats in the midterms
how can anyone hate Flowery. he shows Aqua how to hold a knife safely. he teaches Seth how to be more confident. he's Orange's big brother and hypes her up. he's friends with Green, sparring partners with Yellow and dances with Blue.
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beginning to suspect that if I ever want to have a published novel I will have to actually write a novel, which is frankly ghoulish
I know I have a novel in me but it seems to be lodged in like. I don't know. my appendix.
at some point your story will rupture and cause you unbelievable pain until it is taken out into the world
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I live in the northwest coast of Canada so we walk everywhere and do stuff outside in the rain and swim in whatever lakes and rivers we find so imagine my smug sense of Canadian superiority when I met a USAmerican Midwesterner who was horrified at the very thought
And then I went to the USAmerican Midwest
And I understood
What I mean to say is that it's very easy to delude yourself into believing you are more in tune with your environment when your environment is not actively hostile to your existence in every conceivable way
BC, Canada:
Rains frequently, but the worst is like standing under a bathroom shower. Genuinely inhospitable rainstorms are uncommon.
Along the coast, it's pretty easy in most areas to walk to at least one store, or else there's usually a bus or shuttle available. There are sidewalks and bike lanes everywhere.
It's a temperate boreal rainforest, so while there are many freshwater lakes and rivers, they're usually pretty cold. The biggest danger is typically getting caught in a strong current, and the most dangerous animals in swimming distance are on land.
Earthquakes happen almost every day, but the vast majority go unnoticed. Buildings are designed to withstand bigger seismic activity, so unless it's a 5 or higher it just kind of feels like having low blood sugar for a second. There are no tornados
Rural Illinois, USA:
One minute it's sunny, then ten minutes later that distant smudge on the horizon has swallowed the entire sky in black clouds and the water is coming down like waterfall and you literally CANNOT SEE. Then there's a crash like cymbals and you need to get indoors because the thunder and lightening are on TOP of you
No sidewalks until you are in the smack dab center of town, which is a three hour walk or twenty minute drive from wherever you are.
There aren't many natural bodies of water other than small ponds and creeks, and because the environment is so much warmer, those are filled with snapping turtles that can grow bigger than a nine year old child and water snakes that are incredibly venomous. These are paired with leeches and mosquitos for that sweet umami flavor.
Sometimes Jupiter, Lord of the Heavens decides to jam his finger into the side of your house just to fuck with your whole shit and throws your truck a thousand yards into the nearest church
the idea that the british empire accepted their decline with grace and peacefully and willingly withdrew from all their colonial territories and took their loss quietly is commonly expressed as fact but it's very much untrue, it's a successful propaganda campaign for them to claim that this is what happened but they were busy committing war crimes throughout their colonial territories long after supposed "independence" & they continued/continue to maintain economic control over these regions and actively killed local movements that wanted economic sovereignty, land reform, nationalization of natural resources much like the united states did/does within their sphere of influence. i say this not to minimize the atrocities the us has committed but to make a point that the uk is also guilty of these crimes up to the present as much as they'd like to pretend this was an era that ended a century ago. british colonial violence isn't something that ended after ww2 it continued throughout the 20th century and still to this day if you look at the actions undertaken by the british military and their mercenaries throughout the former empire
for the past handful of years ive seen people say stuff like "well the british empire accepted their decline with grace and pulled out when they saw the ship sinking so why can't the us do that" and it's important that you understand that the british empire didn't actually do that and neither will their son lol
i know this is shocking to many of you but this is the mainstream belief in the uk + the narrative that is pushed at a state level, in school, by the bbc, etc. and i've heard it expressed by many canadians/americans/australians as well. "they quietly withdrew" is not just a media propaganda thing but a programme the british colonial office undertook to cover up their crimes, see operation legacy
"these deadly heatwaves aren't getting ANY media attention!!"
Babe it's been front page news all week. France, India, all of them. Please read the news somewhere other than Tumblr
For fucks sake we have an aging userbase there's no excuse for not reading the news on actual news websites anymore. NPR, PBS, AP, even CNN for godssakes I'm so fucking sick of "NOBODY is talking about this!!" you are all children

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