Mine are the Potatoes

Bonus: If I buy a book I get to keep it! The publisher can't turn up at my house at random and confiscate all the books I bought.

He’s Italian. He’s bisexual. He loves to read. He’s an Ivy League graduate. He’s a tech bro. He’s a gym rat. He’s a flirt. He gave the Unabomber 4/5 stars on Goodreads. He takes the bus. He’s got a bad back. His politics are incoherent. He’s a gamer. He’s an artist. He shot a healthcare executive

this would be terrifying omg 

holy shit the katamari damacy music

LMAO DAT KATAMARI MUSIC

BEST MUSIC CHOICE EVER

I became very invested in the successful delivery of those carrots

I’m going to cry that is the MOST DETERMINED lil guy

That report must be BAD bad.

I’m sat drunk in the beer garden of a rock bar and some chick is happily explaining that “So Jonathan Harker goes to this castle in Transylvania and he doesn’t know he’s in Dracula, right” to a guy who seems totally enthralled and I wish them nothing but the best

@taraljc

@gothiccharmschool

Oooooh, that's a good idea.

mentally i’m a slut physically i’m scared of intimacy 

Life must be rough for you

life is rough for everyone kimberly

I know it’s on purpose but still every dead choreographer is spinning in their grave

this is so brilliant but how many times did they just crash and send each other ass over teakettle during rehearsal

Omfg this is PRISTINE

Richard Siken… Richard Fucking Siken. You asked RICHARD SIKEN if his poems were inspired by BUDDIE. Gay men do not exist in people’s heads except as props huh?

You might as well ask Allen Ginsburg’s corpse if “Howl” is secretly about Ryliver at this point. Jesus Christ.