Do People Still Use Tumblr?

amazing

I work at a coffee shop and have gotten all my co-workers to start calling lattes “hot milkybois”

I also got everyone to refer to the salted caramel blended drink as “the big salty” and I consider it one of my greatest accomplishments

I forgot to mention I also pronounce “hot chocolate” like “hot cocklate”… because I’m awful.

please give us updates

I made this into a game except when I hand out the Texas-size drinks I say “Can I get a YEEHAW?” And the guests always look mortified but occasionally one of them will let out a terrified “yeehaw” and all my coworkers cheer and then we keep a running tally of how many yeehaws we each get on the back of a pastry bag.

op will not die of natural causes

That’s the most interesting comment anyone has ever left on one of my posts

At first I thought this was about bisexuality whoops

I thought it was abt asexuality 🙈

when you’re bi and enby 👾

Measles does WHAT

Holy fuck

Anti-vaxxers are a plague upon humanity. I work at a daycare, and we are REQUIRED by LAW to have those kids vaccinated, but somehow some parents find ways around these requirements and end up giving these preventable diseases to everyone else. I was given the mumps by one of these kids whose parents either didn’t care enough to get the kid vaccinated or fell for that Jenny McCarthy bullshit. The mumps is a miserable illness and I am damn lucky that it was a fairly minor case. But minor or not it is still beyond painful to swallow and my entire right cheek swelled up to double it’s size. It was awful. I had to go to the ER on fucking Thanksgiving Day because some parents decided they knew better than every doctor practicing medicine who urges people to vaccinate their kids. VACCINATE. YOUR. KIDS.

Anti-vaxxers would rather have dead children than vaccinate them because they believe lies. That’s what it comes down to: dead children.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

I read the description and though “surely it’s not actually like that”

The contrast between the unbelievably extra voice acting and the extremely stiff and emotionless animation is what really makes this a masterpiece. 

its back

(via livejamie)

date of origin: 29th of december, 2008.

Just so everybody knows, Tumblr was created in February of 2007.

duane keiser

Excuse me?! Is this an oil painting animation?! WTF?!

All I can think of is all the painters making Vanitas still life works in 16th/17th-century Netherlands who would be crapping their pants over this

I’M AN OIL PAINTER BUT WHAT IS THIS BEAUTIFUL VIDEO? I NEED MORE

Watch out, USA, because the covidiots will be printing a version of these en masse and presenting them at Walmart

As an American I’d still say the Canadian one looks fake because it’s in English only

*ships m/f couples but in an un-mistakably bisexual way*

i've seen this post a half a dozen times and every time it was replied to with a different picture of jessie and james

I have a raging science ladyboner right now.

I’d love if we could do it on a state-by-state basis.

That same slime mold once affirmed that the Tokyo subway is pretty well-designed.  

Natural computation: it’s a thing, and it’s awesome. What is the universe but a really, really complicated computer?

I love this.

I have never read a single Discworld novel in my life and yet I know the above comment is exactly how Terry Pratchett writes

#luigi after developing amnesia being interrogated by toads

shit man i wasn’t expecting this to hit as hard as it did.

why is peach smiling

Why else? She’s the one responsible for giving him amnesia.

Hey guys, good post, quick question: what the heck

Oh, so THIS is the first part of that comic

Wait, what comic

This one

This post hit me with “wait what the fuck” three times over now