In retrospect Chapter 5 has some of most insane dialog ever how was anyone ever mad about it not answering lore stuff.

In this house we love and cherish Green

Which means Kris and Susie made the conscious choice to put those gays together. It's be homophobic not to!

Sans AUs have gotten too crazy...

it's almost like Susie reassures Kris that they're important to her on every single route of the game and isn't in fact neglecting them at all

cool board 2

The way Tenna says "Who the heck was that?" flying by Rouxls so quickly, the way Ralsei says that "it's dark in here" on that black screen, they neither of them raise an eyebrow in normal gameplay, but they're perfect here.

so who do we think Susie was going to "practice" giving the flower to