THE MERCY KILL THAT CAN'T BE DROWNED

impressive! it's ugly, impractical, gets water everywhere, makes too much noise, and the quote with shit kerning says you don't think music is even real

i often feel like a dog that's been tasked with paperwork

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

i legiterately always feel like that person on reddit who posted "is it weird if i go on a walk like is everyone gonna be freaked out". i feel like that every minute of every day

kicks rock where's MY socialist muslim elected offical

love the global audience chiming in we're in this together

I shower like a real pervert. hot water, lathering myself in soap. sometimes I'm even naked

yknow its interesting how something can impact one demographic in a completely different way than everyone else. in the exorcist when the demon starts speaking in greek, to most people its creepy. but if youre greek and you suddenly start hearing the demon speak perfect fucking greek its genuinely the biggest scare of the movie. you just do not expect to ever hear your language in american movies so it catches you so badly off guard, it feels like the movie is talking directly to you

the first time my dad saw it, it was with his american friends. and when she started speaking greek he turned to one of them and was like "re malaka did you hear that in english?"