had a stress dream last night that maggie and i adopted a standard poodle and very quickly it began tearing our lives apart and had energy and physical ability we simply could NOT cope with and then the veterinarian called and was like "we got your dog's DNA results back" (nonsense plot bc this is a dream) "your poodle is actually not fully poodle. even thought it looks exactly like a poodle in every way, it's actually 80% belgian malinois." and i was like oh we are fucked
i need u to understand it looked like the most poodle poodle possible. i love dreams. the vet said "you have a malinois" and this was the dog:
