THE MERCY KILL THAT CAN'T BE DROWNED

isnt it really cool how your memories can just physically attack you at random

i know if your parents are from different countries you can inherit either nationality or both but wouldn't it be more fun if they drew a line between the spot one parent was born and the spot the other parent was born and you got the nationality of wherever the midpoint of that line is? just a thought to spice things up. like if you have one algerian parent and one egyptian parent then you get libyan nationality. it's awesome too because many people would get ocean nationality.

my dead wife. the ad free internet

watching dreamily recorded footage of a web forum from 2003

I’m actually always thinking of that “maybe I won’t die cause I’m special” tweet

you really could be DEPRESSED for MONTHS and the only thing people will notice about you is how easily you get irritated

it's really funny how the entire world basically just blew the fuck up six short years ago and nobody wants to admit that that may have had some lasting consequences lmao

unclean = adj. of or pertaining to uncles

my partner is extremely offline and cishet and had been silently sitting at his computer until he just randomly goes “babe what’s an autism puppygirl”

Did you know? That the back is made up of terrible and evil muscles that are only waiting for their chance to betray you