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what font do you like to use most when writing?
times new roman
arial
cambria
georgia
garamond
merriweather
courier new (my personal fav)
calibri
comic sans
other (please specify)
i think i got the major ones
i realize this is probably not the most exciting poll i've ever done
I use Comic Sans because it is one of the easiest fonts for dyslexic people to read. I want everyone who can, to use my patterns, understand them, and enjoy them.
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mice are having sex in my walls :(
the mice are fucking AND now i'm getting heckled
@oyavaski i think the funniest part of this is you thinking that this is fake because.....some of us are the same age and we have normal tumblr names i guess lmao????
never thought i'd get accused of faking having a mice infestation for tumblr clout and yet here we are
you fucked those mice yourself
I fucked those mice myself
Being in this country is like living with an entire abusive family bent on your destruction, but you are completely dependent on them for your survival and there's no way you can leave, because you can't support yourself because you are disabled, and therefore every other household you could run to thinks you're a useless piece of shit because you aren't able to clean their fucking floors, and won't let you in. But they all have the unmitigated gall to look at your house and talk about how barbaric your parents are, and what's wrong with you, are you stupid, you have to get out of there, it's your own fault if you don't leave, you brought this on yourselves, you're dragging everyone else down with you, you are uniquely stupid and deserve any suffering you experience because of your proximity to your shitty family.
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every few months my partner becomes re-obsessed with the stupid shit alpha male podcasters and pick up artists say and i must deal with him repeating nonsense like a parrot
posts like these are catnip to him.
between the weirdly clinical phrasing and baffling responses, he simply cannot get enough.
Here's some openings I might try:
1. "Hey, babe, I like how your shoes and shirt are color coordinated with the Doritos and the aisle caps. I notice things like that."
2. "Family size doritos? I love a girl who can eat. Oh, for your family? Oh, so like it's pretty serious then?"
3. "Doritos, huh? Feeling a little spicy today? Better skip the Cool Ranch, that'll really bite ya"
what if i hit you with big truck
i'm saying this as nicely as possible: your partner sounds gross and it is not your job to educate a whole adult not to be a misogynistic bigot.
please ask yourself why you feel the need to respond to misogyny by "reinforcing good behavior" and "gently" voicing your opinion. he is not a baby. he is not a dog. he is a grown person and hate should not be handled with kid gloves.
you can do better. misogynists who unironically parrot alpha male bullshit are not worth a second of your time.
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the way sesame street, a pbs puppet show for literal babies, is pressing on with pride content despite vitriolic monsters descending on every post to insinuate they're pedophiles or demons while some of the biggest companies on the planet who could swim in olympic swimming pools of money like scrooge mcduck on steroids buckle and cave just emphasizes how completely and utterly pathetic these corporations are. they'd butcher a baby if it meant saving a penny.
where Starbucks and Target and Budweiser will be bullied into submission with the slightest push, puppets and people in your neighborhood stand tall
Sesame Workshop has been doing pride stuff since 2017. The Muppet Wiki has a nice list of stuff they've done:
LGBT culture describes the social paradigm by which lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, and queer (LGBTQ) individuals sometimes identify. C
Jim Henson supported his openly queer colleagues in the 1970s! The Muppet performer Richard Hunt was majorly influential on Sesame Street, the Muppet Show, and Fraggle Rock.
They also dumped Chick-fil-A in 2012 when CFA made their stance on gay marriage known.
It would be a dishonor to their memories for the Jim Henson Company to kowtow to queerphobic demands when their namesake always stood for diversity and acceptance of everyone, and it makes me proud to be a Muppet fan to see that insisted upon 💖🌈
Domestic incompetence is going to kill men
ok but the sight of that giant lint block does not make me want to clean out lint more. imagine how good that shit would feel to touch omg
You can just gather that shit. And then if you're only drying cottons or something you can take it camping and use it as firestarter
Some other things a person might not know, especially if nobody ever taught them because their parents assumed that men don't need to do house maintenance:
Washing machines have filters to catch large debris; you should check these periodically and remove anything stuck in them. If you don't, it affects the machine's efficiency and eventually can lead to the filter getting clogged and flooding your laundry space.
Washing machines also need to be cleaned from time to time, generally by running them on hot with nothing in them except cleaning chemicals (you can buy washing machine cleaner, or google it for various diy solutions that probably involve vinegar or bleach). If you don't they'll start growing mold, and then all your stuff will come out of the wash smelling bad.
Dishwashers also generally have filters to catch large chunks of food and whatnot. Boy howdy can they smell bad if you don't ever check them.
There are dishwasher disinfectants as well, or you can do things with vinegar; either way, it'll prevent mold buildup and also hopefully rinse away buildup from soaps and whatnot.
If you have a reusable water bottle, wash it weekly. Otherwise you're probably drinking mold, the effects of which can be widely variable but almost always bad.
Vacuum cleaners often need their filters cleaned or replaced. If you vacuum a room and it smells worse than it did before, you probably need to change the filter or the vacuum bag.
To clarify, the reason you have to clean the lint out is 1) it makes your clothes not dry well and 2) it fucking CATCHES FIRE
My sister's garage caught fire because she didn't clean her dryer vent. The dryer started sucking lint through to the vent pipe, which was metal. It got hot from the effort and caught fire.
We used to stuff dryer lint into sections of paper egg cartons and pour melted paraffin or candle wax in them. Cut them apart and have very effective starters for the grill or campfires or the fireplace.
You can also disperse clean dryer lint into water with some dissolved white glue, dip a crude 8.6"x5.5" frame with (ironically, a used dryer sheet) stapled to it into the water/lint vat, lift the frame out and let it dry, and have handmade paper. (Don't do this if your dryer lint is full of bits or pubes. Or do, you weirdo).
The United States Postal Service is the latest federal agency looking to reduce its staff, according to a letter sent to Congress by the Pos
Next time you're around when the mail gets delivered, ask your delivery person if they're understaffed or not.
But don't hold them up too much, they have a lot of work to do.
Y'all NEED to let your conservative family members know about this because the USPS is a LARGE employer of military veterans and has AMAZING benefits.
They employ over 100,000 veterans. Your conservative uncle needs to know those jobs are threatened.
Your regular reminder the USPS does not use tax payer funds
The relevance of “should they” can be debated
The truth of “they don’t” cannot be in good faith
So I ask you — why does it need to be cut? To whom does that benefit? Do you agree with them benefiting?
Art Sled Rally at Powderhorn Park!
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I think maybe the thing I like most about the human race is that we will invent something completely, utterly, blazingly stupid and then do it because it brings joy. This is so dumb. This is so awesome. This makes me so happy.
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Doing Argyle colorwork on bumpy roads in Kentucky
Happiness Will Come To You.
when tho
When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March
reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!
I am the only survivor on this post REBLOG FOR HAPPINESS IN LATE MARCH AND TO SURVIVE THE MARCH OF TIME!!!!
Take something for the journey ahead
Ball of sturdy twine, red in color
A kneaded eraser, fresh and still in the wrapping
A book of blank pages
Four hard candies, assorted fruit flavor
One tube of acrylic paint
A cheese grater, upright box style
A small bottle of perfume, half empty
A fox plush, well loved
A handful of buttons, various colors and designs
A small, brass, decorative eagle
A pocket mirror with a slightly scratched cover
A broken doll
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has anyone noticed theyre taking away what it means to be human
I'ma just leave these here for like... *Cough* Research purposes and such.
Oh look who just signed an online petition at https://campaigns.moveon.org/petitions/ !
(BTW, the White House's ZIP Code is 20500, just a FYI)
