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everyone's talking about the ibs/autism haha funny comparison thing while I'm still stuck on the concept that hamsters exist in the wild. like naturally
tf do you mean they're a wild creature. you find those ankle-biters at the pet store
Not a biologist, but the evolution of mammals is way more granular than you might expect. Humans are the sole surviving species of the genus Homo, which was a real party before the other ones went extinct. You're in for a fun time.
Domestic cats are believed to be domesticated not from tigers, but from the African wildcat:
Which evolved to be small just because it's sometimes more useful to be small.
And no, hamsters are not off-brand rats. They're part of the rodent order, which includes beavers, moles, capybaras, guinea pigs (yes, also wild) and lots of other fun things:
Shit. This dude knows an extreme amount about a niche subject. Crazy what you can accomplish when you have treatment resistant IBS
I want it on record that I shit mostly normal.
Anything you can have as a pet had to come from somewhere, and that somewhere always start with "the wild".
We have still not fully "domesticated" any wild animals since the cat (which debatably domesticated itself.) Even cattle and horses will still fuck you up, if they don't like your vibes. "Exotic" animals can be kept as pets (not a good idea, but possible,) but they're still wild animals that don't see you feeding them as survival as much as eating you would be.
This is also the answer to unthinking assholes who doubt evolution by asking, "if dogs came from wolves and people came from apes, why do we still have wolves and apes?" Because pure-bred examples never left the wild, the families are loaded with offshoots that were better suited to becoming dogs and people than just wolves and gorrilas, and we've done a shitload of selective breeding, over the eons, which changes things. As evolution tends to do.
So I do 3D modeling and printing as a hobby, and a few weeks ago I designed wheel guards meant to prevent office chairs from running over cables and clothes... or your pet's tail.
I got the idea from cowcatchers old locomotives used to have.
Anyways, yesterday I uploaded the model to Thingiverse, and just hours after uploading it, the Community Relationship Manager of the whole website left a comment suggesting I enter the model into a competition that's currently being held on the site.
So I did... and now it's in third place not even a day later. First place is $500, but the competition still has a month to go.
Then the Community Manager contacted me again, telling me they want to feature my model in an upcoming design promotion.
Just, what is happening? I mostly made this thing for myself in, like, an hour, and now it's suddenly super popular? This is all a little bit overwhelming đľâđŤ
Other models I worked on for weeks didn't get nearly as popular. I swear, it's impossible to predict what people will like.
Anyways, if you want to print the wheel guards yourself, you can get the model here or here.
I also made a quiet version you can stick furniture felt pads on.
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i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

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''what if my writing isn't good eno--'' what if it's a reflection of your of your soul. what if it has a place in this world. what if you write it anyway
The FFXIV playing cards demo deck! Look at my beautiful baby! đĽ
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GENERAL ORDERS ARE OPEN NOW!
If you do make an order, I strongly urge you to join my Patreon - even as a free member - so you get emailed updates on any changes/delays. Or, at least check back frequently for news.
(But of course, if you had a few spare dollars per month to throw my way so I can keep making things, that would be greatly appreciated!)
My cat, Brigid, had to be euthanized unexpectedly at the vet this past Wednesday (July 15), and it's going to cost $175 to get her remains back from the crematorium. This is money we currently do not have, on top of increased rent and a car payment. It will eat everything we can spend for about a month. If you can possibly help us cover this cost, I would be immensely grateful. I'm willing to offer chibi comic commissions in return, but they will be a little slow (this will be faster, if you have an idea to work from. I am best versed in Final Fantasy VII and XV, but I will try most non-OC (they have a lot of personal details to get correct) characters, with references for what you want. A 4-panel comic with text will be $20 per page, with color if you have a script. We mostly need this paid quickly, so we can get our cat home. Thank you kindly. Please email me at crabofdoomxiii (a) gmail.com with commission info, and if you might just have a few dollars to contribute, that's also my paypal. Thank you kindly.
To anyone who'll send at least $20 toward Crab right now, I'll also draw you a chibi character. Any character, any series, OCs included! Two art commissions for the price of one!
DM me and I'll check with him to verify, then let me know what you'd like. I'm wrapping up a zine piece today, but I can get started Friday!
Let's help him bring his girl home. đ
This is Crab again. I am a sobbing mess, but the goal has been met! Thank you so much for everyone's generosity. I will call the crematorium first thing tomorrow, and they will return Brigid's urn to the vet for pick-up. She was a good little stinker, and she can come back where she belongs! If you are interested, you may still contact me for a commission through this Sunday (July 19,) but the emergency has been handled! Thank you all so much for caring about this silly baby and her humans!
My cat, Brigid, had to be euthanized unexpectedly at the vet this past Wednesday (July 15), and it's going to cost $175 to get her remains back from the crematorium. This is money we currently do not have, on top of increased rent and a car payment. It will eat everything we can spend for about a month. If you can possibly help us cover this cost, I would be immensely grateful. I'm willing to offer chibi comic commissions in return, but they will be a little slow (this will be faster, if you have an idea to work from. I am best versed in Final Fantasy VII and XV, but I will try most non-OC (they have a lot of personal details to get correct) characters, with references for what you want. A 4-panel comic with text will be $20 per page, with color if you have a script. We mostly need this paid quickly, so we can get our cat home. Thank you kindly. Please email me at crabofdoomxiii (a) gmail.com with commission info, and if you might just have a few dollars to contribute, that's also my paypal. Thank you kindly.

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If your business can only be reached and all info about it only be accessed via Facebook or Instagram, know that it isnât reachable or accessible AT ALL.
The whole metaverse can no longer be properly viewed without an account and I am definitely not making one just to see your contact info or opening hours.
Get a fucking WEBSITE. It can be just a static landing page with the relevant information. But get off the metaverse!
Much as with Covid, they want to be able to reassure people that there's an end date when life can "go back to normal", without ever doing anything to actually solve the problem. The people who can solve this were fired. The money for them to do their work was given to the US gestapo to kidnap and deport American residents and citizens (and they are spending it like drunks in a Vegas casino.) This admin is allergic to admitting failure. There is no fix for this coming.
are bots making communities now??? some of the ones i get recommended feel like it
like the admin of this one is deactivated and at least 95% of the members are bots
can you imagine you wake up one day in a dark room chained to a radiator with your phone at 1% and you unlock it and find that you've been added to this community
The first thing you do in that situation is open Tumblr?
Where the hell else would I post about being chained to a radiator, fucking Bluesky?
The tags are amazing. "Cookie Run Kingdom?" "Texas News" but "Dayton, Ohio"? "Truckinglife?" What?
BREAKING NEW POLICY FROM PETE HEGSETH:
Starting in August, Department of War (sic) Secretary Pete Hegseth will personally cup the balls of every new recruit to ensure their testicles meet his demanding standards.
Hegseth will travel to each basic training/boot camp location ensuring America's newest recruits are able to fulfil the testosterone needs of the warrior ethos by gently cupping each freshly shorn recruits wedding tackle.
Reminder: Republicans want appointed strangers to do this to your SCHOOL AGED minors, to be sure no one trans is allowed on a 5th grade sports team. And Republicans seek out child molesters and men who don't think rape should be a crime, because what used to be blackmail to ensure obedience to the party is now commonplace criminality keeping each others' secrets, and anyone not into their same crimes might do something to stop them.
It's bigoted bullshit, all the way down. But unlike trans medical care, which they want to be illegal for the imagined harm it does, this HRT is against your will. And one thing added T can do to a body that isn't used to it is cause heart attacks. Trans medicine has known this for decades, but who cares about trans medicine and trans misogyny, right? They have no effect on straight men's rights, yeah?
I keep trying to like red wine like a grown-up but like ⌠itâs rotten grapes, guys. You can drink things that donât taste like rotten grapes. Why
Okay I donât know when this post is from (I came across it stalking multiple blogs). But in case this might help, here is a brief science/wine lesson.
To start off, some facts:
-White wine is made from sweet pulp inside of the grape (minus the seeds).
-Red wine is made from both the skin and the grape (and the seeds and stemsâŚsometimes? Canât remember).
-Tannin is the substance found in red wines, coffee, dark chocolate. Tannins are responsible for the bitter taste in those foods.
-Tannins are found in the skin of the grape, as well as the seeds and the stems. Therefore, most red wines will have tannins, versus most whites will not have tannins.
-Red wines vary in level of tannins, depending on variety of grape, climate, and fermentation process. Pinot noir tends to be very low tannin. Shiraz/Syrah, choice of poison for our beloved brunette surgeon, is very heavy on the tannins.
-Some white wines (most commonly Chardonnay) are aged in oak barrels instead of metal containers. Oak barrels have tannins, which seeps into the wine during the fermentation process. Thatâs why Chardonnays tend to be âdrierâ aka it has tannins.
-White wines like Sauvingnon Blancs are usually fermented in steel barrels (aka no tannins. Aka usually very fruity and light and sweet).
Your ability to taste tannins is genetic.
There is a genetic marker determining whether your taste cells are sensitive to tannins.
Basically two people can drink the exact same wine and have wildly different reactions because: 1. Person A canât taste tannins, so they taste the actual wine flavor. 2. Person B can taste tannins, and that tends to overpower ALL the other flavors in the wine. Basically all they taste is tannins and none of the wine.
I am super tannin sensitive, so if I drink a wine like Cabernet Sauvignon (very tannin heavy, aka âvery dryâ, it tastes like bitter ethanol alcohol to me, whereas my best friend canât taste tannins so the same wine is maybe a little bitter but they can actually taste the grape and different flavors. To her, a wine like Sauv Blanc is too sweet, tastes like sugar water. But to me it tastes good.
So unless itâs the taste of the alcohol or all wines you hate, chances are you might hate the taste of red wine, especially the heavier red wines, because taste the tannin overpowers everything else. And all you taste is bitter bitter ethanol bitter more ethanol.Â
More tannin info: -Tannins bind to fat.
-This is why tannin heavy wines are recommended with fatty foods (Shiraz and steak). Whenever you eat food with high fat content, the fat builds up on your tongue. A sip of red wine will bind with the fat on your tongue and clear it away. Thatâs why the sip of wine between bites of fat heavy foods is considered a palate cleanser.
-By that logic, this is why white wines are recommended with low fat foods, like fish. Salmon is fattier than most fish, which is why Chardonnay (tannin heavy white wine) or Pinot Noir (low tannin red wine) is recommended with salmon.
-People who are sensitive to tannins can drink tannin heavy red wines with fatty food and generally the wine wonât taste gross. The fat on your tongue (from that steak) will bind with the tannin and neutralize the tannin taste. Aka the only time I ever drink Cabernet Sauvignon or Shiraz is with a steak or heavy, creamy pasta. Aka never bc I donât often eat either.
-The reason dairy helps coffee taste better is because the fat in milk/creams binds with the tannins in coffee and neutralizes the bitter taste. This is why people who canât taste tannins can generally drink coffee black without milk (sugar is a different story). Itâs also why almond milk in coffee is the worst idea (almond milk is already bitter and has no fat).
More wine facts: -90% of the âaromasâ of wine are marketing BS
-You know the labels that say like âcherry with a hint of blackberry?â Thereâs no real way to infuse cherry or blackberry into grape wine without screwing with the fermentation process. Itâs all created by the wine marketing industry to sell you win. Sometimes if you smell cherry before you drink the wine, you might taste it in the wine (because majority of flavor comes from smell). Or if you think there is cherry flavor in the wine, your brain can trick your taste buds into tasting it.
-The only true flavors found in real grape wine are grapes (obviously), oak/earthy flavor (the barrels), vanilla (barrels, oak sticks), tannins. (There are a few others but canât remember. I think maybe cinnamon?).
-Peopleâs perception of wine often affect how good it tastes to them. Social psychology studies show that people will rate the exact same wine differently if theyâre told the wines are different in price. (They rated the more expensive wine as tastier).
tl;dr Whether you can taste tannins is genetic. Exact same wines taste different for different people depending on your genetic makeup. If youâre sensitive to tannins, red wines wonât taste like anything other than bitter alcohol. Genetics/tannins are why people generally have preferences for red or whites.
this is extremely informative and i have learned a thing about myself, which is that i CLEARLY inherited the tannin-tasting genes from my teatotaling mother and not from my dad who subsists entirely on espresso and cabernet sauvignon.
I suddenly understand why my goddad can drink black coffee and those wretched tasting dry wines and think they taste good.
Black tea also has tannins, so if you - like me - need to drink it with cream and donât brew it nearly as long as tea aficionados say in scandalized tones you ought to, because otherwise itâs too bitter, you uh. might be sensitive to tannins.
I think that dark roast coffee has more tannins than light roast; I know for certain it requires a good deal more cream/milk to balance out the bitter/burnt taste.
Used to know someone whose taste in wines was basically "the worse it tastes, the better it must be!" Not sure if that was a tannin response or just his pallete being shit. I like red "table blends" just fine, but they tend to be really young, as wines go, and just "grape juice gone alcoholic." But I like that, just as Chablis is my favorite white, which *shrug*. (well, I like a dry champagne or spumante, too, but you know.)
The best tea type is orange pekoe, it's just tea that tastes like tea, especially when iced. Lusianne still uses orange pekoe and it's SO MUCH LESS bitter than, say a typical bottled black, lik Lipton's. It's not tea trying to be coffee. So is Milo's bottled tea. My mom calls it a tobacco taste, I think it's just more burnt and acidic. But Lusianne and Milo's don't have that taste. Ito En's Oi Ocha green tea is toasted on purpose, but it works out heavenly for them. Bottles still on the shelves from the last MLB World Series even have pictures of Shohei Ohtani on the labels, so you get some bonus eye candy.

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I think I hate going to the vet more than most pets, at this point.
Today was twice in 15 years I've had to take a previously healthy cat to the vet, and come home alone.
Do not tell me the answer is getting another cat. I can't do this again.
I hate the videoification of everything. If I have to hear one more video of someone speaking closely into their shitty mic and I have to have all their yucky wet mouth noises and plosives and nose whistles and throat clearings and sniffles I am going to dig a vertical hole the exact dimensions of my body and Iâm going to slither in head first
as someone with misophonia, the widespread popularization of asmr audio editing + people that are being pushed to make video content with no formal training and have no idea how to edit their audio (ex college professors, average joe tiktokers, etc) is literally my nightmare scenario. this is hell I am in hell
this is actually the last straw for me I need to start sending people emails
This is why I have no beef with people who speed up video playback. I, myself, find that 1.25x is just about perfect, because most people making videos today, people I like!, have had no voice training whatsoever, and have no idea there's an area to improve upon, and at 1.25x they sound more trained and effective at speaking. It's not enough speed to be a time lapse of any motion, not enough to garble the words beyond comprehension, just enough to make the speed snappier to suggest "I make videos of me speaking for a living; I planned out what I want to say ahead of time, and know what I'm saying". It's not really their fault, they just don't know they're slow speakers, and none of their peers know they're doing it, because they speak on videos the same way, to help them. If you think you need to slow down to be clear, believe me, no, you don't.