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heated rivalry twitter (;)/?) pride edition

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i love you lab grown diamonds i love you slavery-free chocolate i love you community gardens i love you fact that the insulin patent was sold for $1 i love you locally produced meat and milk i love you streets turned into walkable parks i love you little reminders that Things Do Not Have To Be This Way and there are people working to build a better world!!
i love you smog tests for cars i love you clean air regulations i love you HEPA filters i love you dam removal i love you planting native gardens i love you monarch butterflies (up 64% in 2026!) i love you working for decades to bring the condors back from zero to 300+ in the wild i love you inventing little machines to pick up the plastic fishing nets and other trash in the sea i love you occupational health and safety regulations i love you environmental protection agencies i love you unions i love you social aid programs i love you food not bombs i love you sea shepherds i love you most countries stopping industrial whaling and more humpback whales now than ever before i love you saving the forests i love you little libraries i love you take what you need cupboards/fridges i love you secular food pantries i love you public bathrooms i love you all-ages playgrounds i love you museums i love you aquariums + zoos i love you restoring peregrine falcons to nyc i love you letting beavers fix the river i love you releasing wolves into the wild i love you bison recovery efforts i love you landback i love you reducing light pollution i love you freeway sound baffle walls i love you advertising bans i love you public outreach and education i love you maria montessori i love you queer clinics i love you people working really hard and succeeding at fixing the world and making it safer for all living beings!
Everyone making all these super sweet posts about Irina Rozanova...but yall she was a young mother with depression during the political turmoil of the fall of a country. She was married to an older traditional man with old traditional sensibilities. She is also in a culture that values male children and she had two of them. There is no world where Irina is not a boy mom or is well adjusted. There is also a very high chance that she would not be accepting of the Hollanov relationship or of Ilya liking both genders. Some may say that she must be kind of with it because she is from the city but that is not always true. I am not going to get into the politics of it all but I legit get kind of triggered by the paintbrush that the fandom uses to make her the best mom ever. She probably would not have been, especially not in the North American view of what a good mom should be.
This take is probably echoed somewhere already but I simply just do not like reading through the Irina posts because she is often times made out to be an angel.
Being rich does not stop Ilya from being Shane's sugarbaby. That man is texting Shane like Heeyyyy I want this [insert bullshit item of the day] so bad pls can u get for me? I will make it worth it for u 😏 and Shane is like Ilya you're rich you can buy it yourself?? And Ilya is like noooo you buy it for me. As a gift 😜
Shane is kind of exasperated but also delighted because he lovesssss taking care of his baby boy so of course he buys Ilya whatever he wants. Ilya is so proud to be thee Shane Hollander's sexy controversially young (by one month) boyfriend and he brags about it constantlyyy after they're married. Like Oh yes I was just sexy sidepiece but he fell in love with me so hard he married me. And Shane is standing next to him like 🙄 as if he didn't just buy Ilya $2000 worth of fancy appetizers and drinks on their date last night.
They have wild kinky sex about it too. Obviously.
Ilya Rozanov, service top

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High school sweethearts David and Yuna find out they’re pregnant on a Sunday in the middle of their last year of secondary school.
Reactions to the news are mixed. Their friends tell them they think it's romantic, while doing their best to hide the fact that they're glad this is not happening to them. Yuna’s parents do nothing to hide their disappointment in David. They've always known Yuna was too headstrong for her own good, but they thought he was a nice young man. David’s mother is ecstatic and his father promises to give them whatever support they need, but behind closed doors mourns the fact that his son is following in his footsteps.
David is head-over-heels in love, and in over his head overwhelmed. Yuna is adamant that this changes nothing about her hopes and dreams. Adding a baby to her 5 year plan is just an adjustment. Marrying David was a dependent factor with a high degree of probability, so moving the wedding up in the timeline is not a failure it’s just adaptation. And she is nothing but adaptable. She'll show them.
The administration at their conservative catholic school is openly hostile. When Yuna ends up having to be on bed rest for the last month of her pregnancy, they almost won't let her take her exams early, despite they fact that she gets all the paperwork turned in on time. She’s worried, for maybe the first time, that something won’t go to plan and this will all come crashing down around her. In the end it takes a strategic application of dogged determination and a call to the family lawyer, but she is finally allowed to finish out her schooling.
Shane is just shy of four months when they pack everything they own into Mr. Hollander’s Chevy and Yuna’s Jeep and head to McGill. They get a small off campus apartment that they pay for with Yuna’s full time job and David’s father’s generous monthly assistance. Yuna goes to night school because she’s not about to let David sacrifice his hockey scholarship just so that she can graduate a little earlier. Him being on the team is really hot important to her for totally practical reasons.
They slowly but surely form a little community patched together with friends from classes, from Yunas job, and from the team. They are the only parents, but that’s ok. No one judges them.
Shane is the best behaved baby in the entire world. They have no idea how they got so lucky. David has to bring him to two of his classes per week to accommodate Yuna’s schedule, and it takes half a semester for the professors to notice there’s a baby in the audience. He is the hockey team mascot. Their friends fight to babysit him. He is so loved.
It is not easy. Going through the last part of your adolescence while raising a small child is difficult. Juggling work and family and midterms is really hard. Balancing the needs of your romantic partner and the needs of an infant/baby/toddler and your own needs is exhausting. But they do it. Team Hollander is young and scrappy and they have a lot to learn, but when they stick together they always come out on top.
you've heard of "quiet quitting," now I'd like to introduce you to the next level, The French Work Ethic:
Do exactly what you're paid for and nothing more
Absolutely refuse to be available to contact when you're off the clock
Never prioritize work over your own health, wellbeing, or family because that would be insane, it's just a job.
Have a little glass of wine
Take as long as you feel like for lunch
Deeply understand that work doesn't matter
Make sure your boss your boss knows they're always your second priority ❤️
🗣️ Hey, young Americans:
Old Millennial American speaking here. I need you to adopt this mentality as early as possible and hold to it. The older you get, the harder it is to begin this practice and claw back the extremely unhealthy effects of a workaholic lifestyle. I am speaking from 20 years of experience.
This does not mean having a shitty attitude at work, or not doing your job, or relying on co-workers to carry your water.
This means you do what it says above. It also means not making work and productively your entire personality; not tying your productivity to your value; and not becoming so emotionally enmeshed in your work and workplace so that you are living and dying by what happens there.
Good luck out there. American workplace culture is mostly designed to work you to death. Moving against that tide can be challenging, so having a healthy mindset is important to living a life not consumed by your paid labor.
lando: "are you good at following instructions?"
oscar: "depends on-"
lando: "you're not."
oscar: 🤣🤣
Ilya and Shane would totally take in the rookies and let them live with them
Baby rookies scared as fuck to get assigned to live with Hollanov, but when they show up it's like a glorified daycare
Shane and Ilya are so parent-coded, they have snacks in the pantry, drinks in the fridge, a curfew, AN ALLOWANCE
Dinner has a specific time and you're expected to be there, help set the table, and clean up afterwards
Hollanov are the best qualified babysitters out there- no matter if they're taking care of small children or adults
harris creates ILYA JEOPARDY for ilya’s 32nd birthday and the centaurs are hyped to see who can get more points than Shane; Bood and Ilya have been captains for years together, Troy and Ilya are best friends, Wyatt and Ilya have their own captain-goalie relationship, Luca is his mentee etc etc all the centaurs have their own thing with Ilya. “yeah Shane’s his husband but I saw him everyday for practice for years I think I’ll get some points in there”. AND the questions aren’t even that hard “what does Ilya order at osmows” “what’s his pre game ritual” “what’s his favourite city” “what’s his favourite gatorade flavour” - the centaurs keep getting the answers like 20% incorrect and shane gets to swoop in and correct them, “it’s actually a loon not a duck actually” “that is NOT his favourite fast and furious” “he doesn’t like blue he likes the light blue gatorade”. Ilya can’t even act nonchalant he feels insanely loved.

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Shane's upper lip after kissing + the infamous strings of spit
luca dying of embarrassment over ilya somehow finding his old tumblr blog that he never deleted (it was too sentimental for him)
stuff on there about how hot ilya is and about how he wants ilya to fuck him. more stuff about how he won’t mind if shane was there (luca was a hollanov truther, remember). even more about how ilya has the best body in the league and how everyone wants to ride his dick. including luca. more stuff about how ilya is the hottest guy in the league and they want to have him at least once. luca reblogging it with drool face emojis and words that he never wanted his idol to see
luca is mortified. absolutely just wanting to die. and then ilya tells him that it’s okay, he’s used to that kind of attention. he brings luca close to him, his mouth near his ear, just like:
“do you want to suck my dick, shchenok? is that what you want? is big. you will choke”
luca, completely shocked, explaining that he doesn’t have a gag reflex. ilya laughs and grabs his face, tilting luca’s head so that luca is looking at him.
“oh, so you can take it all. is very nice. you can suck my dick and shane’s too. show off for us”
and that is exactly how luca spends his evening, taking turns sucking their cocks. jerking the one off that he isn’t sucking. living out his fantasies and living his absolute best life
some asshole trying to pick a fight with luca, so luca chirps the hell out of him about how he has a tiny dick and is overcompensating by being an even bigger dick on the ice (taught to him by his boyfriend, marleau), how the guy’s mother was nicer to luca last night (taught to him by ilya), and how he should sit down because his receding hairline would get worse if he kept talking shit (taught to him by troy)
needless to say the guy backs the hell off immediately
luca never saw himself as being someone’s boyfriend. he always thought of himself as too shy for all of that and, if nothing else, just a good time without the commitment
which is why it makes it even harder for him to believe that a man like cliff marleau would want him, because why would he? cliff was outgoing, he enjoyed sex with multiple people, he was gorgeous, he was captain of one of the best teams in the league. what in the hell would he want with luca haas, of all people?
that first “i love you” almost knocks luca for a loop. cliff seems so sincere saying it, as if he meant it with his whole heart. he can’t believe that someone is choosing him, that someone wants to spend their life with him. he isn’t just a good time. he isn’t going to be used and tossed aside. this is it. this is absolutely it
and can he still not believe it on their wedding day? no, he can’t
luca is a shy sexter at first, but once he gets more comfortable, he’s absolutely filthy. ilya can’t believe it. shane can’t believe it. cliff can’t believe it, certainly. who knew their puppy was capable of being so bold, so detailed, so needy?
it’ll be nine in the morning on a random wednesday morning and luca is texting the group chat things like “i want to be fucked in nothing but my black backwards hat. the one that ilya loves so much” and “i really want a dick in the back of my throat right now 🤭” and “i’m fingering my ass so hard and i want one of you to come over here and fuck it. i’m looking at you, ilya 😉🫣”
ilya thinks there’s no one worse than shane, but that’s just impossible with luca haas

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i am so obsessed with the idea that when ilya sends money to russia because "it's family" he really means "alexei used to treat me like family".
he doesn't say it but secretly he wishes to wake up one day to alexei being the big brother he used to be; the one that took care of him when irina struggled and locked the doors when grigori yelled and actually loved him
fucking CACKLING imagining shane trying to be more spontaneous and less "boring" just to try it out (agreeing to go out to clubs, not having a set chore schedule, etc.) and ilya just >:( no >:( put it back!! put the boring back!!! >:(
shane was a little worried about ilya getting bored being with him so decided to try and spice things up and meanwhile ilya is just It Is 2 AM Why Are You Not Asking To Go Home What The Fuck Are You Doing
#like shane understands by that point that it's said fondly#but i feel like he would experiment with being 'exciting' just to try it out#and meanwhile ilya is >:( if you don't give yourself a curfew and organize your socks by day in the neXT FIVE MINUTES SO HELP HIM GOD-#also it's not even like. going WILD wild.#shane does one (1) shot when they're out with the team even though there's a game in three days#and ilya immediately is like You Should Not Be Doing That What Is Wrong With You#i just find it SO funny to imagine shane trying to be more what he imagines ilya would want in a partner#and meanwhile ilya is just the velma 'you stop that' meme @penandinkprincess