I swear I wasn't always this full of feels.

man when an Einfasen brings out the giant stone hammer you have two (2) possibilities

Brennan desperately piloting Hero and her chalkboard to force 13 PCs to make an actual plan, lolol

Really feeling Brennan coming right out and telling the players "if you choose not to take a long rest that is a mistake for which I will mechanically punish you." Too real.

Reblog if you're transmasc, support trans men, or want a chocolate chip cookie

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

let’s settle this shit but do NOT reblog if you’re gonna be modest about it like a little BITCH. anyway privilege check tell me which ones apply to you: hot, funny, can dance, can do math, can spell, can drive, can cook

If I had a nickel for every big name Harry Potter fanfic writer who started their own cult, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.

Oh man, are we talking about Snape wives?? I because every time I remember them I just have to stare off into the distance for a while.

I’d have three nickels.

What is a Snape Wife? Someone fill me in on all these Harry Potter cults 😂

when the second half of that last sentence hits you like a brick in the face

Wait, what were the other two HP cults?

Thank you, and also, now that I have googled these, I’m pretty sure there was a reason I forgot all of this.

I wish I could go back to five minutes ago when I didn’t know that Snapewives existed

If you’re interested, YouTuber and Tumblr commentator Strange Aeons has videos on all three of these.

the phrase ‘married on the Astral Plane’ is forever in my head and I fucking hate it

I remembered Snapewives and scrolled down the list thinking "okay but what was the Thanfiction HP cult, I know there was one, they're always in there somewhere..." And ah, yes. There it was.

I don’t think anyone at Critical Role knows what the word “nonce” actually means.

Sigh. The number of people who don't realize that nonce has a different meaning in the US than the UK, and thus insist that it was used wrongly, when it was used for exactly the right meaning in US terms.