Arduum videtur res gestas scribere

The exact translation is “ale killed us” which is somehow better

Jeremy drying Jean off after a shower on a bad day the same way he dries Jabberwocky off. By putting the towel on Jean’s hair (but not on his face!) or shoulders and rubbing his hands back and forth while making a little brrrrr sound . And it’s so bizarre it gets Jean to stare at him in bewilderment instead of focusing on his panic, and sometimes, if Jeremy’s lucky, even smile a lil

people say that if you oversalt your food, it means you’re in love. so If Jeremy starts cooking simple meals for Jean, everything goes pretty well: nothing is undercooked, nothing gets burnt. and yet, absolutely every single dish ends up a too salty. Jeremy always looks at Jean afterward with those big, bright eyes, waiting anxiously for his verdict. and Jean can never bring himself to be truly honest about it. Instead, he just smiles and says: “You’re doing much better, babe, but I think we might need to limit the amount of salt you’re allowed to have access to.”

Jeremy Knox is the kind of person who cuts his own hair with kitchen scissors at 3:00 am because he had a really bad day, has to sleep at the Wilshire house, is depressed and just has saw a tutorial "how to do your wolf cut on your own" on the Internet.

"omg you remembered!" of course i did. I have a file on you

neil with his binder

Jeremy Knox is a fictional character because he’d be too powerful as a real human being