Aug 14
Me when "Behind the Bastards" says the idiot who tried to start this coup in Equatorial Guinea is "novelist named Frederick Forscythe
The motherfucker who wrote "The Phantom of Manhattan", one of the worst clusterfucks I've had the misfortune to encounter and would have tossed in a woodchipper if it wasn't a library book????
#he literally tried to do a coup so he could write a book about it because it sounded fun jfc#I was not expecting this reveal#Frederick Forscythe#Behind The Bastards#the phantom of manhattan#chatter#gifs#get fucked you absolute garbage man#I literally only made it 8 pages into Phantom Of Manhattan before dropping it because I was vibrating in rage
