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At least one member of the British government is doing their job.

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msbarrows

I hope I'm online when it happens. I want to see a sudden flood of crab rave memes right after refreshing my dash, and in the middle of it all, the Castiel news meme. That's how I want to learn of it; not through anything solemn or serious, but via overwhelming silly celebration.

world heritage post

@flashhwing EXCELLENT catch, oh my fucking god XD

king-of-fuffies

#looked up old screenies– the op used to be collegehumor #so this is less dropout employee rebranding their tumblr for marketing #and more dropout got the tumblr account in the divorce

pusheen

anywhoozles

#bring me 19th century novels of spider-man!!!

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rubyvroom

Yeah, it's time to get this post out again

gobe

“Last night I photographed a Barn Owl hovering above prey at a local farm where I have been baiting them for some time, I did attempt this last winter but failed due to the lens misting, still a work in progress” ~ Roy Rimmer

#birbs

buffycaps

Rest in peace to the incredible Anthony Stewart Head (20th February 1954 - 1st June 2026)

RUPERT GILES in BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER (1997-2003)

#buffy

ames-draws

I'm fed up with "maybe later".

crunchbuttsteak

If I had a nickel for every big name Harry Potter fanfic writer who started their own cult, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.

lookingforsarahjay

Oh man, are we talking about Snape wives?? I because every time I remember them I just have to stare off into the distance for a while.

crunchbuttsteak

I’d have three nickels.

merry-kuroo

What is a Snape Wife? Someone fill me in on all these Harry Potter cults 😂

iamthecraftmaster

Snape wives (or as they called themselves, Snapeists) were an online cult made mostly of middle-aged women who believed the following

Severus Snape is an omniscient, unkillable entity residing on the astral plane.

Snape is the one true god.

Snape possessed JKR to write the Harry Potter books, but she got several things wrong; most importantly Snape dying.

The spirit of Snape abandoned JKR because she wasn’t good enough for him and created the Snapists instead.

Snape chose several Snapists that have a special connection with him to lead his religion.

Snapists can serve Snape by marrying him and becoming sister-wives (there was lots of debate on if they could have boyfriends/husbands other than Snape in the real world).

Snape contacts his followers who are worthy, both in dreams and by possessing real life people.

To be worthy of Snape, you need to be… basically a tradwife. Obey Snape in all things, never question him, don’t be independent, be pretty, be thin, only have feminine hobbies, etc.

The snapewives wrote a crazy amount of fanfiction about Snape, both erotic and otherwise. Plus they had their own prayers, ceremonies, shrines… shit was wild. The whole religion fell apart when one of the leaders criticized Snape and was subsequently bullied out of the community and another decided that the one true god was actually Jethro Gibbs from NCIS.

keyofmgy

when the second half of that last sentence hits you like a brick in the face

raisedbylibrarians

Wait, what were the other two HP cults?

icarus-suraki

Less Weong/Eliezer Yudkowsky of Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality

Thanfiction of Dumbledore’s Army and the Year of Darkness fame

And I remember the era of Snape’s on an Astral Plane.

I was there, Gandalf. I was there 3,000 years ago…

raisedbylibrarians

Thank you, and also, now that I have googled these, I’m pretty sure there was a reason I forgot all of this.

gothkrispies

I wish I could go back to five minutes ago when I didn’t know that Snapewives existed

porcupine-girl

Wait wait I did not know that Methods of Rationality had a cult.

I mean I’m also not surprised, having read like a dozen chapters of it and then bailed because it was too self-righteous and condescending.

madlori

If you’re interested, YouTuber and Tumblr commentator Strange Aeons has videos on all three of these.

#fun fact I met some now long time friends because of mutual wtf about snapewives

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yesterdaysprint

Hartford Courant, Connecticut, March 9, 1906

#did peter parker write this headline?

andthepeople

always funny to remember darth vader is anakin skywalker. the adrenaline junkie chucklefuck who used to dive head first out of speeders and built a pod racer in his yard when he was like six is now upper-middle management for the evil empire. half of his appearances in the original trilogy are Meetings. vader spends like 80% of his time dealing with bureaucratic bullshit. status updates. team meetings. holo-Zooms. budget rundowns. anakin betrayed the jedi and caused the fall of the republic and his punishment is being CC'd on every email forever. and you know what. he would hate that. the punishment fits the criminal

#star wars

dailynarnia

is jake gyllenhaal gay??

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

helloitsbees

happy pride month to this post specifically

#happy pride #I've reblogged this post before and I'll reblog it again

m-b-w

#1 thing for someone being haunted to say

mygogglesdosomething

It’s true that he never did get away from the sound of the woman who loved him

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kishibe-rohansbf

date idea: i lay down on ur lap and you pet my head and tell me im not too much

shutyourmoustache

When my mother forgets a word, she is the queen of coming up with new words. Words that would take a third National Treasure movie to fully decipher. I was talking to her yesterday, and she said this: “You know the time for los jibbities is coming up. You must be so excited!” Oh, is it time for los jibbities already? I must have missed it on my calendar. Are we celebrating something? “Of course! We should all be celebrating, shouldn’t we?” OK, so los jibbities is a happy thing. It’s not like something is giving you the heebie-jeebies, which would have been my one and only guess. “Los heebie-jeebies? Now you’re making things up...and this is my show.” You’re right. The time for los jibbities is coming up. Is this a season? “Yes, the season for love. The season for pride.” OK, los jibbities. “Yeah, sound it out.” Los…jibbities. LGBTs! “Sí, mira cuz you’re gay!” “You couldn’t just say pride season? You couldn’t just… *laughs*

party-gilmore

HAPPY LOS JIBBITIES EVERYBODY!!!

greatmountainfloofsquatch

The time for Los Jibbities has arrived!

#happy pride

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