probably just 14 steam decks in a trench coat

If I had a nickel for every big name Harry Potter fanfic writer who started their own cult, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.

Oh man, are we talking about Snape wives?? I because every time I remember them I just have to stare off into the distance for a while.

I’d have three nickels.

What is a Snape Wife? Someone fill me in on all these Harry Potter cults 😂

when the second half of that last sentence hits you like a brick in the face

Wait, what were the other two HP cults?

Thank you, and also, now that I have googled these, I’m pretty sure there was a reason I forgot all of this.

I wish I could go back to five minutes ago when I didn’t know that Snapewives existed

If you’re interested, YouTuber and Tumblr commentator Strange Aeons has videos on all three of these.

always funny to remember darth vader is anakin skywalker. the adrenaline junkie chucklefuck who used to dive head first out of speeders and built a pod racer in his yard when he was like six is now upper-middle management for the evil empire. half of his appearances in the original trilogy are Meetings. vader spends like 80% of his time dealing with bureaucratic bullshit. status updates. team meetings. holo-Zooms. budget rundowns. anakin betrayed the jedi and caused the fall of the republic and his punishment is being CC'd on every email forever. and you know what. he would hate that. the punishment fits the criminal

happy pride month to this post specifically

It’s true that he never did get away from the sound of the woman who loved him

date idea: i lay down on ur lap and you pet my head and tell me im not too much

HAPPY LOS JIBBITIES EVERYBODY!!!

The time for Los Jibbities has arrived!

actually im doing really well except for the fact that everything makes me sad and the things that dont make me sad make me angry. but other than that im fine

"Alaska is a place known to the public, so setting a novel in a Alaska is not copyrightable."

I'm giggling. This is so sassy.

"That was a lot of reading." lmao

Oh, that is a VERY irritated judge.

"Hot, sexy dangerous boys...cannot be copyrighted"