cephalodo

get back, you fiends! I'll not be touching your pinned post

Forcing you to touch my pinned post by pinning this.

TOOLTIP: you can get more funny juice by performing the "jerking off" activity. find it by selecting genitals from your inventory!

> use genitals

You can't use that right now!

> use hand on genitals

You can't use that right now!

> use genitals on hand

You can't use that right now!

> help

man fuck this game

That's the idea

if you call women “females” i automatically do not trust or like you

you really wont like the military then buddy

jokes on you, i already hate the military

yes

hang on i gotta google something

You guys ever see a DNI that makes you break out into laughter and almost cry

as a feminist i support recreational abortion

i have mixed feelings about competitive

wait hold up why does the steven universe theme have the same chord progression as creep

Both options convey that he's horny

How dare you be funnier than me on my own post

How sad. Alexa, play "Shave and a Haircut."