I DO.

i think we could reform pangaea if we all tried hard enough

if we all just got in the water and pushed

look at the republican calendar and see which animal/plant/item is associated with your birthday ok. if you're born january 14 you get the day of the cat

solidarity for everyone who was born on the day of the cistern or the watering can or something like that

i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone

To think that we will never know the identity of this mystery tweeter, thanks to the meticulous censorship of their url

let's play doctor and patient I'll go first 🥰 you're faking.

Literally any show can be improved by adding more older women. Not many know this, but it’s true.

car is a sentient beast that eats dollars and can tell when you have money in your bank account

Horses are also expensive horses that love to die aren't they