Less Depressed Asshole Reblogs Everything

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams

there's only 7 words on the painting and you managed to misspell the two largest ones

did you hear they started drawing anthropomorphic animal people with human-like qualities, such as bipedalism, the capacity for speech, and even human breasts?

Niu Lai has not made its way onto tumblr yet so I guess my anglophone ass has to make a post about it

stop 🖐️🛑 this is a throw your phone vertically as hard as you can regardless of any obstacle checkpoint. ⚠️ do not scroll without throwing your phone verticallgy as hard as you can

Fun to see this going around while bluesky is down

when youre inadvertently 1% too nice to a straight guy you can usually pinpoint the exact moment where he decides you must be acting that way because you want to fuck down on him crazy style and it is at this point that one would be well advised to have a cyanide capsule under a false tooth or an equivalent fast acting response

This is kinda ominous ngl

Gotta compliment him on his reflexes. No hesitation. Just described exactly what he was seeing, regardless of what it was.

[VD: A weatherman is giving a report and pointing to a map, saying "feel like temperatures really take a tumble too, because after the storm-" before he is interrupted by the screen going black and then displaying a picture of some baby spinach. He says, "um," then immediately points to the screen and confidently announces, "this is baby spinach." /End VD]