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Some names just sound so ridiculously fake that had they been fictional, people would’ve rolled their eyes in complete disbelief. Like seriously. Wdym there’s a mf called Galileo Galilei. Stfu. You just made that up

Fastest man on earth is a guy called Usain Bolt. Sure I guess. There’s a poker player whose real name is Chris Moneymaker. Whatever. Scott Speed is a racecar driver. Founder of Tito’s Vodka is some guy called Bert Beveridge. There’s a former CNN bureau chief called William Headline. You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.

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If shi long lang was real and we were in a gay relationship he would ask me “woof woof arruff can i pee on u babey boy” and i would say “maybe, why” and he would say “to mark my terrotory grrrr” and i would say “but yuo know im yours babe” and i would kiss him slopey styles and he would say “wolf noises thanks badaceattorney that means a lot to me, your boyfriend, shi long lang” and i would say “you’re very welcome shi long lang” and he would say “that is my name woof woof awooga” and i would say “awooga isn’t a wolf sound” and he would say “can i pee on u or not”

@aceattorneygame is this true?

Sure, why not

What am I supposed to say to this

Shh you don’t have to say anything my sweetheart

What am I supposed to say to this