king lezzard

just found out petrodragonic apocalypse and the smiths' the queen is dead share a birthday. truly hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby. the queen is DEAD

PETRODRAGONIC APOCALYSPE😭😭😭 PETROXRAFONIC APOCAL6PDSE3EEEEE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

ive been badly neglecting my 3 year old daughter named Petrodragonic Apocalypse

getting my dick blown smoove off by depeche mode's violator at 9am on a tuesday

the funniest possible dj just got announced for my local club venue. stars just aligned in the shape of a big fat cock and balls. the matt johnson summer im about to have

really funny to me that the climax of the viceland ntbts s1 finale has almost the exact same plot beats as the bbc sh*rlock s2 finale (one of their yaois "dies" falling off a rooftop in a dramatic standoff only to be revealed to have survived as a result of a clever off-camera scheme) but like in a way that actually works and is entertaining

showed my irls ntbts and we were talking about how it compares to other comedies and i was like "oh for sure i think stath lets flats is funnier but nirvanna is definitely more intellectually stimulating" and they laughed at me so hard because yeah ok i had forgotten that from their point of view i'd just shown them 20 minutes of a guy accidentally putting a massive banner of his penis on a building and then setting it on fire

ive genuinely been preparing for like 5 years finding stuff thats cool to watch/do on drugs with friends and it is all paying off so hard rn

im gonna scream guys ive got friends who take my special mushrooms with me and let me put on polygondwanaland and then instead of being annoyed or bored they say "dude when we get to the end of this can we listen to it again" and then the next day they say "your music taste is so cool and also that nirvana show you put on was really funny" GIYSSS😭 GUYSSSDGSSSVSSS😭😭