king lezzard

its completely insane to me that people can just wing it on holidays and it always seems to turn out totally fine. i plan out my trips down to the last ten-minute bus journey and still i'll be reading the small print on a confirmation email a couple weeks before i leave and it's like oh my god okay the car rental place doesn't take debit cards that aren't registered in the state of new york okay i guess i have to apply for a credit card and research which cards work abroad and hope it arrives by the time i leave or i straightup won't be able to do part of the trip WHICH I WOULD NOT HAVE NOTICED IF I WASNT READING THE SMALL PRINT AT THE BOTTOM OF A 4 PAGE EMAIL and meanwhile bro from my secondary school is on instagram like "accidental detour thru Myanmar lol"

love that instagram glitch where if someone posts on their story and you're blocked from viewing their stories the little orange circle thingy will show up anyway but when you click on it it says "story unavailable" just so you know that you're not wanted here anymore

sometimes i watch so many shaun youtube videos that my thoughts start happening in his voice

hi everyone, it's come to my attention that a while back someone sent me an ask regarding "gay moments" between members of the band king gizzard and the lizard wizard, and i made some inappropriate and furthermore incorrect remarks. i'm sorry for my behaviour and i'd like to set the record straight: they ARE all gay, it's not just stage gay they're all constantly sleeping with each other and also theyre paired off in marriage with one another even though it's a total swinger thing, they went public about being gay around 2014 and about being married around 2019, that's why they act like this. i hope you can all find it in your hearts to forgive me

i truly never want to meet or talk to matt johnson because i respect him as an artist and not as a person but it does pain me a little bit that i dont have a means to show him the crotch pool jet tweet