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jennybystudiokillers-remade-dea

im a guy, i have a mullet, im not butch, its just hair. i fully support everyone in the lgbt community

thank you for sharing your story.

blackpyrefly

thank you solid snake

bunniope

thank you solid snake

thirstythighs

thank you solid snake

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In what was originally intended as a “low-key girls weekend,” four of bride-to-be Julia Rose Atkinson’s closest friends were financially ruined this week after her bachelorette party completely bankrupted her fave girlies. “The weekend turned out a bit more expensive than we had anticipated, but of course it was all worth it to celebrate our ride-or-die chica,” said newly insolvent bridesmaid Zara Khan, who quietly canceled her dental insurance after being hit with a surprise $800 charge for damage to the pink party barge chartered for the occasion.

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mblematic

love when the mutual takes the mutual bait. yes that post was for you. yes it was about our lil guy. thanks for falling for it. I love you

blue0909

Please stop being nonbinary too. God only created one gender. You must conform to that.

THERES ONLY ONE NOW?????

miketon

cyphir-spacerobot

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

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juniepops

Girlfriend: "when we have sex tonight can you be normal and not talk like the English dub of a Nintendo Direct"

Me: "of course baby"

Me two hours later: "We hope you're looking forward to scissoring, fingering, and licking your way to an orgasm as soon as this presentation ends. But for now, that's all the time we have"

omegaversereloaded

The other day i was getting rizzd the fuck upp by the crunchy latino cashier at trader joes. Just having a blast. Then the whole vibe changed when my card declined .

segamascott

but i believe aang can save the world

messsssmer

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

fireknightqueelign

thy mother

messsssmer

Art thou for fucking real

memorycycle

first thing id do as a skeleton is drink red wine from a goblet and have it spill out everywhere . second thing id do is play my ribs like a xylophone

drysqu1d

i tend to avoid discourse because most of it is trite and pointless but just this once i feel like i need to state my opinion: i think everyone should bend to my dark and evil will

#me and my discourse-free blog

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fakerosebride

Mango lassi explained

Mango lassi theories

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setulose

I think I might be about to send a deranged email

setulose

Couldn't find an email address so it was instead a deranged form submission

HUGE NEWS

Stole this from somewhere but i think it’s appropriate

queer-as-city-folk

Reblog with your favorite pokemon and favorite animal

pokemonblack3white3

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Expressing regret that the interruption would delay the highly anticipated video game adaptation, the producers of A24’s upcoming Elden Ring film announced Tuesday that the project had stalled after a red phantom named TwinkPunisher invaded the set. “Despite our security team’s best efforts, a loincloth-wearing invader with the handle TwinkPunisher was able to gain access to the shoot through the use of a Festering Bloody Finger, disrupting production for the foreseeable future,” said a spokesperson for the studio, adding that TwinkPunisher had tauntingly placed a Rainbow Stone on the ground for every take he managed to render unusable by performing the “warm welcome” gesture, by obscuring the actors with the Ekzykes’s Decay incantation, or by repeatedly spamming the “You’re beautiful” Prattling Pate over dialogue.

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ttrpgsmoved-deactivated20240903

no way in hell

ttrpgsmoved-deactivated20240903

hey stop being funnier than me on my own post

dowereallyneedthis

“I don’t do math because I’m gay” “the gays can’t do math” “If I explain math on tumblr I’ll lose my gay card” all of you apologize to Alan Turing right now

myfootyrthroat

The “+” in LGBTQ+ is for math.

dowereallyneedthis

It’s literally been years since anyone added something slightly clever or original to this post, so I would like to congratulate you and maybe even bestow some kind of award. I don’t have anything to give you though

moran-with-a-g

It was simple addition, really.

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