7th day Octoberist

i eat your grandads clothes

Macklemoth

you're a good soldier for mommy, aren't you?

wololo

you're a good soldier for mommy, aren't you?

atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin

agnostic quarterback throws a hail maybe

christian pitcher throws a christian baby

saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese

I need to see someone do this exact bit as a drag performance

the beach that. makes you dead

in the Egyptian wing of the museum and my boyfriend is like "what are all the time periods of ancient Egypt" and I'm like predynastic, early dynastic, old kingdom which is when the pyramids were built, first intermediate, middle kingdom, second intermediate, new kingdom which includes amarna period and yugioh, third intermediate, and then all the late period stuff and macedonian and roman eras. and he's like run that by me one more time

I told a guy his total was 13.21 and he said “wish it were that year, could actually get some good music on the radio”

breaking news from the AP, our boys on the front have just sacked constantinople. take that, heretics. coming up next are the soothing lute dirges of bing crosby

China sent a woman to the space station and people in the comments are... Denying the Chinese moon landing? Yeah it didn't happen yet, not every rocket is going to the moon

It's going up where else is it going if not the moon it can't go to the sun it's too hot

They just mean all demographics within the United States I would assume, I've seen people talk like this when talking about laws in other countries as well. The implication is in the fact that the ADA is an American thing. It was already established they were talking about a specific country so the implication carries in the paragraph.

The context you're missing is that this was a comment on a post I wrote which didn't mention the US. I am not opposed to Americans discussing their own history and politics, it's the confident assumption that every post which doesn't explicitly state it isn't about the US must be about the US

Every time I hear someone have such a strong stance against using condoms I feel like I'm on a different planet they literally feel fine you are experiencing misogynist mania

Why don't the BITCHES deregulate their hormonal cycles and have medical procedures don't they know what it's like to have a layer of stretchy latex thinner than paper on your sensitive MANCOCK