7th day Octoberist

We're inventing forms of partial literacy never seen before

so many people don't understand how abelist it is to kill your brother with a rock

welcome to body world (inhales shakily through my clenched teeth) a world where everyone has a body

i eat your grandads clothes

Macklemoth

you're a good soldier for mommy, aren't you?

wololo

you're a good soldier for mommy, aren't you?

atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin

agnostic quarterback throws a hail maybe

christian pitcher throws a christian baby

saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese

I need to see someone do this exact bit as a drag performance

the beach that. makes you dead

in the Egyptian wing of the museum and my boyfriend is like "what are all the time periods of ancient Egypt" and I'm like predynastic, early dynastic, old kingdom which is when the pyramids were built, first intermediate, middle kingdom, second intermediate, new kingdom which includes amarna period and yugioh, third intermediate, and then all the late period stuff and macedonian and roman eras. and he's like run that by me one more time

I told a guy his total was 13.21 and he said “wish it were that year, could actually get some good music on the radio”

breaking news from the AP, our boys on the front have just sacked constantinople. take that, heretics. coming up next are the soothing lute dirges of bing crosby

China sent a woman to the space station and people in the comments are... Denying the Chinese moon landing? Yeah it didn't happen yet, not every rocket is going to the moon

It's going up where else is it going if not the moon it can't go to the sun it's too hot