saoirse again

I’m not a fujoshi, i’m a diva. That’s why i’m sipping this white wine spritzer and enjoying this blunt in the back of this timfuck video. And notice my legs? Crossed. Dainty. I’m not here to simply observe. I’m here to add to the ambience. The boys like having me here.

imagine ur daughter dies in a cave diving accident and then u log into her tumblr after her death and its all posts about how horny cave diving accidents make her and u know she died with a big ass boner

well meaning bernkastel trying to help her suicidal friend but shes not really sure how: if i keep trying to kill her she'll eventually realize that she values her own life :D

bugs in court: can i get a flea deal?

bugs in us court: can i flea the fifth?

can i eat the filth?

If I was drinking with the girls and someone threw a dog-bitten rock near me, I would ask the caster what's up. Why we throwing dog rocks?

Yeah he got lost & died in nuppy puppy cave... Looking for the clint, LOL