I've been melting dogs down to make this thing called dog metal

I still dream of one day coming home and finding him standing there waiting for me

yes teenage girls can be dramatic and wild but honestly have u ever even seen what happens when u tell a grown man ‘no’

Tell me why Portland refuses to establish some orc outposts?

give a man a NEW LAMBORGHINI and he'll SLEEP for a day. teach a man KNOWLEDGE and he'll DRIVE UP HERE IN THE HOLLYWOOD HILLS

if you are my mutual i need you to be on some bullshit i dont understand

"I want molly" "I want percs" well you're getting leeches

this world is so funny

but I’m done laughing

a pit of dread forms in your stomach as you parse my "evil baby on board" decal and realize you have a moral duty to rear end my vehicle as hard as you can

They call me griffith because of what i did to all those people