whenever one of my posts is tagged #fave or whatever i like to take a look around in there, check the curation and all that, see how prestigious the club i've been inducted into is

Im layin in bed like Agent 47

Free my man, he's done nothing wrong!

My disguise fucking sucks and i am going to get killed

probably speaks to something unwell in the collective tumblr psyche that those absurdly bleak bad luck brian memes are the only survivors of, like, an entire genre of different advice animal image macros.

nyc-looks wants to show you a 22 year old wearing $3000 of pure bullshit

"life is so hard for men because *starts describing the events of a mafia city ad*"

many lv1 crooks finding a way to get genuinely mad about this post

Do you wanna play mermaids? Yay. Okay so my tail is light blue and I have ice powers. And I live in the Arctic sea and watch British sailors die horrible deaths while trying to find the Northwest Passage.