Do you wanna play mermaids? Yay. Okay so my tail is light blue and I have ice powers. And I live in the Arctic sea and watch British sailors die horrible deaths while trying to find the Northwest Passage.

goodbye discord hello drinkting motor oil

when i was a kid my Getting To Sleep technique was visualizing a child-sized shriveled up mummy with big piercing eyes that would stand silhouetted in the doorway & stare at me & probably attack if i so much as opened my eyes after getting into bed & this technique caused me to develop a lifelong nighttime-induced paranoia & it still takes me 2 hours to fall asleep. so i wouldnt recommend that

remember when charlie kirk got shot and died

they should invent putting on sunscreen that doesn't feel like putting on sunscreen

"the best laid plans" "i'm hatching a plan" so a plan is a type of egg ? 🥚

crack the egg of sympathy and make the omelette of compassion

cool animal meme dude hey just wondering why is that fennec fox in somebody's living room

"it's just a meme let people have fun" NO. you WILL learn about wildlife trafficking and its role in the exotic pet trade