millions of Weirdness

A House-Boat on the Styx is a humorous fantasy novel by John Kendrick Bangs, published in 1895, that features famous figures from history and mythology gathering on a houseboat on the River Styx for witty conversations and satirical commentary on their lives and legacies. The book follows Charon, the ferryman, who becomes the janitor of the boat, which serves as a meeting place for figures like Shakespeare, Napoleon, and Cleopatra, who engage in humorous debates and adventures. The work is known for its clever wordplay and is considered a classic of satirical fiction, leading to the term "Bangsian" for similar afterlife fantasies. 

Going right on my TBR list!

I love this!

I hope you never forget that you haven't met all the people who will love you, celebrate you, and be grateful you exist yet.

*Columbo voice* So you were reading posts on Tumblr? Oh, that's a great website. My wife has an account on there. She showed me one about the color of the sky? Funny stuff. Although there is one thing, sir. How could you have been reading a post when no one on Tumblr has any media literacy?

oh yes, i remember now. i was reading my own post i had just written. i'm a stickler for the details you know. here you can even see the time stamp indicating the moment of posting. clearly i was busy elsewhere when the murder happened now if you'll excuse me, there's a callout post i've been meaning to tend to

That explains it, sir. You know, at the station they always tell me I sweat the little stuff too much. But that must be how you have... what is it, sir? 500 followers? Very impressive. Well, I'll get out of your hair. Wouldn't want to get in the way of social justice. Oh, there is one more thing. There's this tag on the bottom of your post. Is that what you call those? Tags? I wonder where you get a name like that. Anyway, I didn't understand it. It says "queue be continued". I hope I pronounced that right. What does that mean, sir?

i bet it feels good to be an underwater plant just swaying in sync with the flow of water

Actually witches grow from the bottom of the cave up while wizards grow from the top of the cave down

Re-learning myself while unlearning old behavior. It’s really me vs me.