do not underestimate my lack of seriousness

Rent should neverever ver be more than a thousand dollars what the hell like a thousand dollars just to be in a building for a month fuck you seriously oh my god

Hello skinny tgirl. Lately you've been complaining that your tits aren't growing. In front of you is a plate of food.

Well yes salmon does have some fat in it! And it is good! Try and eat it with some carbs, like potatoes, or maybe blinis. Why not add some vegetables as well? Steamed brocolis, grilled leaks, roasted eggplant, and maybe some cream? That sounds delicious.

Idk who this man is but he is right. Eat girls

commas save lives,,, rip girls, you were delicious,

Girls can be eaten many times if you know what you’re doing.

No this is accurate

official boob post

there is a very weird variant of person on this site who comes guns blazing onto a stranger’s post and then gets upset when the OP responds like someone just came onto their post guns blazing

sorry but throwing a fit when the OP calls you on being an argumentative little twat on their post is pathetic and rude grow up and don’t start something you can’t finish

i think a lot of it comes from people either thinking that the OP of a post can’t see their comment/tags (they can and will) so they think they’re talking to themself OR people looking to instigate a Classic Tumblr PvP without knowing that almost every funny interaction on this site happened between two friends so instead of their comment reading as chummy and funny they just come off as aggressive and overly familiar at best

I never thought I would be siding with the pope’s involvement in politics and cheering him on. I will say that.

This is so funny. I’d kill all billionaires if it meant losing something precious to me

t-shirt that says ‘I’D RATHER BE DEBASING A CHASTE AND VIRTUOUS KNIGHT RIGHT NOW.’

@autism-purgatory put Leos in this?

I will not forgive anyone who sees this post and does not support me with a single word and ignores me.

As I write these words, my father is going through the most difficult time of his life due to cancer, which could claim his life at any moment because there are no medical teams or sufficient treatment to cure and help him.

My father will have surgery tomorrow to remove a cancerous tumor from his bladder. I'm afraid something bad will happen to him because of the lack of equipment and medical staff. Please help us and donate so we can save him.

I am trying my best to collect as many donations as possible to save my father and get him out of here as soon as his name is added to the list of travelers at the crossing. However, the longer he stays in Gaza, the more we need every donation and every bit of help to save him. Please don't ignore this and be a reason for saving my father's life Please share this post and donate now.

please make sure youve helped nader out just a little!

Please, my friend, continue to support us and give us your donations. Your donations are our only hope for my father's and our survival. Please donate now.

I think we've lost the plot on ICE a little. The focus has become too much how their presence affects the local citizen population and not enough on the inherent inhumanity of the deportations in the first place.

Like imagine if someone brought you something weird but understandable contained in a material that they said was made out of wood and you could tell that it’s clearly made out of wood they’re not lying about that but it was also completely transparent and see through with no visible flaws. That’s about the level of weird we’re talking about here.

What the fuck I feel like a medieval peasant seeing an iPhone

theo van gogh was the one who suggested that his older brother vincent start seriously painting. as soon as theo was gainfully employed he gave vincent around 15% of his own yearly salary for art supplies, lodging, and food. about 2/3rds of vincent's surviving letters were to theo (including vincent's earliest and last letters), all of which were found stored in theo's desk. theo's child, vincent willem, was born on january 31st, 1890, and vincent was so delighted by his nephew that he painted almond blossoms for him. vincent shot himself half a year later on july 29th, 1890. theo's distress at his brother's death worsened his syphilis symptoms and he died half a year after his brother on january 25th, 1891 (four days before vincent willem's first birthday). theo was reburied next to vincent in auvers-sur-oise at the request of theo's wife johanna.

call me OSHA the way i’m demanding a railing

once again i have been written up by HR

You can only reblog this on the 3st of January

the 3st huh?

The one case where he's not wasting them people's time.

“White fragility functions as a form of bullying: ‘I am going to make it so miserable for you to confront me — no matter how diplomatically you try to do so — that you will simply back off, give up, and never raise the issue again.’ White fragility keeps people of color in line and “in their place.” In this way, it is a powerful form of white racial control. Social power is not fixed; it is constantly challenged and needs to be maintained.”

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