"Let it be known that I am here under duress."

robotgirl who has the purple translucent plastic where her underwear and bra would be

Robotgirl who wears a bra and panties over her translucent plastic to increase her allure

Fucking the Berry guy for berries

listen with the going price for berries being what they are I would if i could

*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?

Tumblr users parading around the corpse of the guy who said he'd never die

Did you hear a new love language just dropped? yeah its crazy. Its called just fuckin biting them.

reblogging this but shaking my head the whole time to show i don't believe in love languages

Reblogging this while biting someone and shaking my head the whole time to rend flesh

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

I love this post

The horse thinks as it scratches an itch

another underappreciated tumblr feature that you dont get on other sites is the queue. i love it when something i thought was funny six months ago and then forgot about a week later crawlts its way out of the processing vortex and i get to see it all over again.

you should queue this post it would be funny and grant me immortality

you motherfuckers put me in the processing vortex

THE TIME LOOP

Just saw a yt short where the original poster had a whitewashed drawing of a real person and the twit was like "I didn't whitewash!!! I color picked from the image!!" While color picking exclusively from the light areas- not to mention all the ethnic features of the brown person in the original image were removed. ALSO a whole army of twits in the comments going "color theory!!!" I've got a color theory: you're a racist.

i don’t need to say it

don’t say anything. just reblog this if you’re thinking of exactly that thing when you see this picture

NOODLES!!! DROP ILLUSTRATIONS FOR THE OTHER LYRICS AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!!! /ref