They Did Surgery On A Grape

So the other two in my group are used to my antics by now. We’re all friends, so the pair of them decide that the one guy in our group gets to be the nurse. Now, my Juliet and I have been friends for a couple months by this point, so I decide to be a little more dramatic.

We put Juliet on a spinny chair, and pump it up as tall as it goes, and my baby, closeted lesbian ass crouches on the floor, ready to be as melodramatic as possible. Like, I’m about to do a rendition that makes William himself walk into the class and tell me to take it back a notch or twelve.

And then I look up.

And holy shit.

There she is, Juliet, haloed in the worst fluorescent light known to mortals across the globe. Light just streaming down around her, that weird off-green colour that it always is. And she’s the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen. My little gay soul is barely holding on as the words barely leave my lips, breathlessly. “But soft… what light from yonder window breaks?”

And Juliet was the sun. Romeo was not exaggerating that line at all.

AIKA- Great with kids around 6-12! She’s super fun and kids love her energy but she’s still fairly reckless and should not be trusted to babysit alone. Would not know how to properly care for babies and toddlers

ZIRA- Not the best around kids and gets a little nervous around them (especially really little ones). Tries their best to be kind and gentle around them.

HOSHI- Surprisingly great with kids in certain ways. They raised Aika after all. But they are an alien that doesn’t fully understand the human experience.

ECLIPSE- Can be good with kids when he wants to be. He has a caring side that comes out if needed but generally he finds kids kind of annoying and kids sense that and opt to annoy him more.

DEVOID- Kids freak her out. They always stare at her while she’s out and about and she doesn’t love it.

"After they overheard that ICE was at the courthouse to arrest someone, they improperly accessed court databases to determine who was not born in the United States," a DOJ detention filing says. "They then snuck every suspected illegal alien who was at the courthouse out a back door, where ICE, who was waiting in the parking lot for their target to leave the building, could not see them."

I have a folder of these on my phone... I'm not sure what that says about me!