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This user supports trans rights, asexuals, and bi/pan solidarity, and if you don’t like that, don’t even fucking BREATHE on ANY of my posts.

#pinning this so people will stop acting up in my notes #gatekeepers can go fuck off #just let people be who they are

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Everyone’s way too crabby nowadays. We need to all get together and have a picnic at a nice picturesque lakeside park and calm the fuck down.

#in all seriousness i get why everyone’s wound up but it’s not healthy. we all need to collectively destress a little methinks #consider this your daily reminder to take care of yourself and touch grass ✨

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THIS :

#Sony were COWARDS for leaving this out #holy shit the AAAANGST 😭 such good fucking food

watchpoob

sorry, the website is down right now! i don't have the funds at the moment to pay for the domain. it'll be back up asap!

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apologies for the downtime. for now, you can access poob here: https://watchpoob.neocities.org/

#WAKE UP BABE WE GOT A NEOCITIES NOW 👀

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miscellaneousmao

Clodsire coffee jelly with a little surprise on top! ☕🍒

Felt like they were missing something so I added a Cheri Berry at the end - immediately made me laugh, look at my boy 😭 Hopefully Saiki K. would be proud.

prinnay

2016:

2026:

I'd like to think I improved a little bit over the last decade ;u;

james-p-sullivan

what the fuck is wrong with this movie

getvalentined

The Weather Channel's AQI is broken (apparently the entire planet is hazardous to breathe right now, oops) but the scale only goes up to 500 so I am in tears at how the little indicator loads in upon a refresh.

fittingoutjane

Everyone was harmed in the making of this video.

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famylee83

This man needs to be hunted for sport.

emilyofjane

The jumpscare at the end

kittybroker

How much for this proud baby boy? Hes 7 months old and very cuddly

Proud little baby boy here to give out hugs this wonderful month! Cuddle up with these prices, now as low as $19.69!

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emilyofjane

Madagascar was right all along!

fluffyplushiesworld

Happy Pride Month Tumblr ✨

algrenion

this video has been all that i think about for days now

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princesssokphanny

A once-in-a-lifetime shot — the moon perfectly framed by a rainbow. Caught at just the right time. 🌈 🌕

invioletswithyou

Happy pride to the moon

charlesoberonn

Mammu! Finius and Ferbingetorix built Rome in a day!

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asphor

I feel like this also implies that rome is somehow being destroyed by the end of the day

charlesoberonn

The Emperor Constantine loves Finius and Ferbingetorix's "New Rome" so much that he makes it his new capital and names it after himself.

asphor

Yeah that checks out.

What's the doofenschmirtz contraption/scheme of the day?

charlesoberonn

Doofenric the Ostrogoth (insert jokes about his daughter Vanessa being "Goth" but in the modern sense) invented a City-Mover-Inator to move Rome across the Danube so his Germanic confederation could sack it.

Thankfully, Agent Pericles stops him by redirecting the Inator to Finius and Ferbingetorix's New Rome instead, moving it to the Bosphorus.

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While Pericles and Doofenric are fighting over the controls of the Inator, it gets accidentally changed to paint remover mode and then fired at a random direction.

Somewhere nearby a painter just finished coloring the statue of the emperor when suddenly all the paint gets removed.

Painter: Aw...

Painter, giving it a second look: Hmmm... 🤔

charlesoberonn

Candysseia: What animal even is Pericles?

Finius: We named it "platypus", meaning flat-foot.

Ferbingetorix: On account of his feet being flat.

Candysseia: And where did he come from?

Febingetorix: We have no earthly idea.

charlesoberonn

Doofenric the Goth: Pericles the- wait, what animal even are you, Agent Pericles?

Pericles: *hands him papyrus*

Doofenric: *reading* A "platypus", meaning flat-foot... oh, on account of your feet being flat!

charlesoberonn

To be clear, the Emperor Constantine looks like Roger Doofenshmirtz.

Also, I agree with everybody who says that Greco-Roman Candace's name should be Candassandra (since nobody believes her warnings).

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