wanting to vent a bit/being worried about privacy will have you posting like i'm dealing with issues and problems. situations have happened to me. and there are emotions i'm experiencing about this. or not. gotta keep 'em on their toes.

its kind of fun to uninstall programs you arent using to free up space and see them all beg for their lives

hes just like me except we dont share any personality traits and i dont do any of the stuff that he does

The B-52s creepypasta youtube thumbnail

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

MESSAGE TO ALL SICKOS: LIVE FOREVER

the thing about rope-like candy is that i will fantasize that i’m just straight up eating electrical cords

being bald is crazy. how are u gonna get a little strand stuck in ur glasses. you still wear glasses right

bald guy here! we wear glasses to improve our vision and to prevent passing birds from mistaking us as big wrinkly eggs. instead of our own hair, we get mysterious strands of other peoples hair stuck in our glasses- sometimes for hours -until the tickle on our bald temples starts to drive us crazy. Fun fact! the average bald person can have strands of hair stuck to them from up to 15 individuals at a time, and can identify these hairs with around 70% accuracy! follow me for daily informational bald posts !

ive heard all i need to. thank you for taking the time to educate me. i am so fucking proud to be an ally

I think I've hit my goal of becoming weirder. The issue is I'm so good at it that I've accidentally become okay with a lot of weird things happening around me

Christ I'm Mitchell Shephard again aren't i

they call me the endurer the way i endure and endure and endure and endure and well u get it