kidz bop catullus

You know that thing would eat you if you died, right? *pointing to the false image of you that others perceive*

Lmfao baby bird arrived and my bird (who i worried would be territorial/aggressive) is scared of her 😭 you are 4 years old. That is a BABY. why are you scared of the baby...

there is a fully adult mini parrot hiding in my hair because there is a monster in the vicinity (freshly baked baby of the same species, newly ready to leave her parents and unable to understand why she is being treated like some kind of predator).

Lmfao baby bird arrived and my bird (who i worried would be territorial/aggressive) is scared of her 😭 you are 4 years old. That is a BABY. why are you scared of the baby...

there is a fully adult mini parrot hiding in my hair because there is a monster in the vicinity (freshly baked baby of the same species, newly ready to leave her parents and unable to understand why she is being treated like some kind of predator).

i can’t wait to be saved miraculously and get out of all of my predicaments

ok i promise this isn't parasocial but "i miss werner herzog :(" is a real emotion that can easily be experienced after watching some of his movies and then not doing so for a while. You'll be experiencing something and then suddenly find yourself thinking i wish mr. herzog was here to comment on this. I wouldn't necessarily agree with what he'd say i would just like to hear it.