kidz bop catullus

You know that thing would eat you if you died, right? *pointing to the false image of you that others perceive*

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

For serious though this cat looks like a mf chromosome

Went to John Donne Island and turns out it wasn’t an island at all, but a piece of the continent, a part of the main.

calling things "cutes" is so uh. what's a good word for when something is cute but slightly more cute

the word cutes is autological

has anyone seen my pet bacteriophage its name is styrofoam and its about [hand touching the floor] this tall

giving unread book back to the library makes me feel like i should be shot

The fact that some people say things like this while other people think it’s totally fine to starve children is something that really should be talked about more.

period i am against that for sure

i did find it funny how there were 2 tom holland books in the tiny english language section of this very small thrift store. people just feel compelled to throw his books out