Look dude, this blog is what I want. Marigold/Max/Moss (alphabetic, not by preference). Ask about pronouns! They change. Somehow an adult. Requests are always open
Given my limited skill set when it comes to drawing, I knew I could never take drawing requests from my fellow fans, but you know what is my skill set? Angst. I take things from a comedy podcast and I make them sad. So, I am opening up "Hey Snowglobe, can you make this dndads thing sad?" requests. Send me something dndads related and I will test the bounds of my curse my skills and see if I can somehow make it sad!
Credentials:
-Saw the cat parade video and thought: I bet Lark intentionally watched videos like this to train himself out of the ability to feel happiness because he feels like joy is something only people who didn't doom their dimension deserve.
-Tried to write a story about Lark taking Normal to get pizza and it spiraled into writing about Hero shooting someone in the face.
-These are some lovely reviews I've received in the tags of my previous works:
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get to know me meme [14/20] favorite male characters â Troy Barnes
âHeâs offering me something Iâve been searching for my whole life. Millions of dollars. And being a man, or whatever he said.â
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Thinking about the stress the kiddads had to deal with somehow having to appease Willy, Bill, AND Barry while they're in Ravenloft. Those men all have wildly different expectations! Bill definitely didn't give a fuck about The Red Badge of Courage?
When I was young, there was a serial killer in my town.
For three summer straight, he killed people. Young, old, female, male, it didnât matter to him. You just had to be alone long enough for him to snatch you up like some kinda boogeyman. Hell, it didnât even have to be at night. Mrs. Gibbs ran out for groceries with her husband, he stepped back inside for a minute to grab something they forgot, and came back out to their baby crying in the car and a dropped bag of groceries next to the car.
They found her three days later, her ribs all cut open and splayed out so anyone and everyone could see her guts. Â
It was a nasty time, Iâll tell you that. I was only a kid. Like, maybe five when it started, eight when it all ended. I only found out the nastier details when I got curious and asked enough questions to people willing to answer. Not many people were, that was for sure.
Where I grew up was a pretty small town, so youâd think weâd find the murderer faster. But nah. Our neighbors couldnât be killers. During the summer people did their damn best to never be alone. People who lived by themselves would move back in with their parents, friends would all group up. Itâs hard never being alone though, ya know? Thereâs always moments when you just need to step out for a breather or you need some private time. And thatâs when he got ya. Â
That last summer when the killer lurked was hot as hell. Youâd be able to fry eggs on the sidewalk. I got a sunburn so bad I had to stay in bed for a whole day, the box fan blowing only slightly cooler air on my dried up face. There was at least two incidents when elderly people croaked from heat stroke. And of course that killer was back. Heatwave didnât stop him from killing my sister.
I donât remember Jill all that well. There was about a ten year age gap between us, so we were never close. My parents had her real young and she grew up to be stubborn. And like most teenagers, she felt untouchable. Immortal. That particular summer was bad, probably because sheâd broke up with her boyfriend when he went off to college and met a fellow college gal. Â
So one night she blew off my parents when they told her to stay home and instead went to a party. Next morning is when they realized Jill never came home.
It took two weeks to find her. I made myself find out the details, youâll figure out why later. Sheâd been fucked up real bad, heâd kept her alive as he cut her to pieces. First her fingers and toes, then her hands and feet, and up until she had no limbs. Then he cut up her face, cut out her tongue. And to wrap it all up her gutted her while she was still alive.
She suffered. But this time the killer made a mistake. Cuz someone saw him leave with Jill.
Frank Stokes. He was nearing his midthirties but spent most of his time with highschoolers or young adults. But mostly people thought he was harmless. Real quiet, real shrimp of a guy. But you know, there was a few rumors of his wild teenage years, how he stole his neighborâs cats and dissected them. It was brushed off as youthful curiosity and charges were never pressed, probably because said neighbor died from a sudden stroke. Who knows, maybe it wasnât a stroke, maybe Frank stuck some rat poison in her coffee. No one could answer that but Frank himself.
My town suffered far too long because of Frank though. My parents, my dad in particular, wasnât gonna wait for the cops to fix this. So he gathered a mob and they went to go get Frank. Eye for eye, tooth for tooth, death for death.
They broke into Frankâs house and found a collection of human body parts. His souvenirs, I guess. People talked about how they found all sorts of fucked up stuff, I donât know how much is true of course, since it all ranges from sacrificial altars to a taxidermied human being. They chased Frank out and into the nearby corn fields. Â
This is the part where it does get a little more fuzzy. Like it wasnât fuzzy already. Retellings of the story vary, some people say they actually caught Frank and gave him what he deserved, beating him into the dirt as he cried and pleaded for mercy. Some other tales say they only cornered him. And another one says they actually started to hang him on the nearby oak tree before this next twist happened.
This is the one part of the story that does line up though. The part of the story where Frank said he could bring all his victims back. Â
Yeah, youâre not misreading that. While bawling his eyes out, Frank promised to return their loved ones to them if they only let him live.
Such a stupid idea. I mean, he killed a little under twenty people. And when youâre dead youâre dead. Thereâs no coming back from dead, especially when some have been dead for years by that point. I donât know how he convinced them that yes, by tomorrow morning all of his victims would start coming back, but he did. My dad came back and got Jillâs room ready, the bickering between him and my mom actually woke me up.
I remember peering through my sisterâs bedroom door and watching my dad make up Jillâs bed. But Jill was gone, my parents told me that Jill was dead. Jill was never coming home. But my dad even turned her radio on to her favorite station. Â
My mom ended up storming out, tears in her eyes. I think she was pissed dad didnât end up killing Frank. I mean, I donât blame her, if Iâd really understood what was going on back then I wouldâve been pissed too. That bastard took away my sister, and sure we werenât close but she was still my sister.
Next morning though I was watching cartoons when I heard a knock at the door. Not really thinking as I was still waking up I stumbled to the door and opened it up.
There was Jill, wearing the same outfit sheâd been buried in, standing out on the front steps. She smiled at me.
âHey, idiot, mom and dad moved the hide a key. Thanks for letting me in.â
Numb, I just nodded and moved aside for her to walk in. She mouthed thank you as she tip toed inside. She sighed with relief as I shut the door. âGod, itâs already getting hot. Mom? Dad? Iâm home!â
My mom ran into the living room and promptly dropped into a faint. My dad ran in after her and fell to his knees, pale and shaking. I donât think he really believed Frank was going to follow through with his promise. But Jill was here, back and perfectly fine. Or so it looked.
For the first days, everyone was just shocked to see the friends and family theyâd buried come back to them. Even if theyâd been dead for years and years, they came back looking as alive as you or me. They had no memories of actually dying, which is probably for the best considering how Frank made them suffer. But they did know theyâd been dead. Â
Itâs sad to say that Jill and I really only bonded after she came back from the dead. I guess dying shifted things back into perspective. She went from hell child to perfect angel. She did her chores, never broke her curfew, and spent time with me. We went to the park, the ice cream parlor, hell, we even had a day at the zoo. During all this time she kept telling me how much she loved me, how she was sorry she always pushed me away or treated me like an obnoxious lil shit before. She was just frustrated and took it out on her family.
We all took the miracle at face value. Donât be mad about it, we were just so damn glad to have our family back. No one noticed how Frank just slipped out of town one night. People only realized he was gone after he didnât show up for work three days in a row. But now he was someone elseâs problem, people reasoned. All the people heâd murdered were back, so why even bother anymore, right?
But come on, Iâm sure if youâre reading this you know that bringing people back is always a fucking mistake. When youâre dead, youâre dead, and thatâs that. You donât get a do over, at least, not in the body you started out in. I dunno about reincarnation and shit like that, but I do know that all those people coming back was a big fucking mistake.
It was just little things at first. Dead animals, roadkill turning up with no blood in it. Dry as a bone, those bodies. Then a funeral home was raided the night before Ms. McCarthyâs funeral, sheâd been drunk dry too. Not only that, Mr. Quinn, the funeral director had been attacked. Heâd lost so much blood that they thought he was a goner. But he managed to pull through, when he did he had the strangest story to tell.
Heâd just been getting things finished up for the night when it happened. A small group of people barged on in, and before he could ask what they wanted the leader grabbed him and threw him to the ground. Most of the group ran to the casket, dragging Ms. McCarthyâs body out and started cutting her open with knives. They looked disappointed at the minimal amounts of blood as sheâd been embalmed but all Quinn could do was watch as they sucked away at the wounds they made. Â
Then one of the leaders cut open Quinnâs wrist and screamed with triumph as they began to suck away at the wound. He tried to get away but more and more of them pinned him down and made cuts all over his body. They only left after theyâd drunk their fill from him and Ms. McCarthy.
If thereâd been no body there that night, I imagine Mr. Quinn wouldnât have survived to tell the tale. Â
Jill wasnât doing well though. Although sheâd been strong and healthy at first, sheâd gotten pale and started wasting away. She wasnât sleeping at night, and when she did sleep, she woke up screaming. I think she remembered what happened to her. But she wouldnât tell us if she did. Â
It all came to a head when someone heard screaming from the Gibbs residence. Course, 911 was called, and when the police got there the eldest daughter stumbled out, her shirt covered in blood and cradling her bleeding youngest sibling. She just pointed inside before she collapsed.
Inside was Mrs. Charity Gibbs, sucking on her dead husbandâs neck while two of the other resurrected drank from other wounds on his body. Â
They managed to escape, after killing a cop and taking his body with them. I think they found it later in the ditch, drunk dry of blood and all shriveled up. Â
Lots of people died as the resurrected made their escape. All of them got out too, ran off into the woods and just disappeared. Turns out a couple of them actually had help from their living relatives and friends, bring them animals and people to drink from. Â
Every one of them left. Except Jill.
Jill called me to her room. My parents were out, donât remember why. But I went into Jillâs room, probably one of the only times I did. She never liked me in her room.
She looked terrible. White as a sheet, her face all shrunken, sheâd probably lost like twenty pounds in the matter of a few weeks. She took my hand in hers and squeezed as tightly as she could. âCan you stay with me?â She asked, her voice raspy and dry.
âWhy?â Â
âBecause Iâm gonna die again. And this time, I donât-â She coughed and spattered blood all over my face, âI donât wanna do it alone. I know itâs selfish. Itâs gonna be bad⌠and I couldâve⌠I couldâve stopped it, but I didnât want to hurt anybody. Please stay. Please?â
I stayed. I sat at the foot of her bed and stayed. Her fingers gripped tighter and tighter until they went lax⌠and rolled onto the bedspread. Â
Her palms followed shortly after, plopping on down in my hand. I ended up dropping it and it rolled away on the floor. It took a bit longer for her arms to come off at the shoulder, each muscle and tendon snapping like a rubber until it hung on by a few shriveled threads. She cried as her head fell to rest on my lap, her tongue falling from her lap and onto my shoe. Â
She fell all to pieces in a matter of an hour. Â
My parents came home to find me on the bed, rearranging my sisterâs body parts to look like she was just resting. I donât remember that, but frankly I blocked it all out after she ended up dying for the second time. I was admitted into the hospital, I didnât speak for weeks. Â
But I recovered, you know. I bet that bastard Frank wouldâve loved to see the havoc he caused. No one thought about looking for him after they got their loved ones back, and after their loved ones turned on them we had our hands full. Gotta admit, a clever move on his part, to give him enough time to get out of our lives. Â
Frankâs gone. And he stayed gone. I just hope he isnât causing problems somewhere else.
let me be vulnerable as a black person and say, something very intimate about a partner wanting to learn how your hair works and wanting to help take care of it as properly as they can while caring for you *CRIES*
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the delicate art of cracking someone's egg honestly has a lot of parallels to trying to help a friend who you think might be in an abusive relationship