Zetta Go Fuck Yourself

THAT FIRST SITE IS EVERY WRITER’S DREAM DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I’VE TRIED WRITING SOMETHING AND THOUGHT GOD DAMN IS THERE A SPECIFIC WORD FOR WHAT I’M USING TWO SENTENCES TO DESCRIBE AND JUST GETTING A BUNCH OF SHIT GOOGLE RESULTS

documentaries actually hold a lot of power for evil if you think about it because they have this expectation of neutrality and rationality that causes people to immediately believe everything the documentary tells them lol it’s kind of crazy. and they don’t even hold to a semblance journalistic integrity. especially this era of cheap quick netflix crime documentaries narrated by cops

An Inconvenient Truth and Super Size Me have done so much damage.

Anyone that takes documentaries at face value should be reminded that Jackass won an Oscar for best documentary.

Jackass was more honest than most award winning documentaries.

It is so fucking funny to me how easily scandalized some people are wym callout post for a cannibalism kink. Grow up. This is the nothingburger leagues and you're throwing up in the stands

It’s actually the peopleburger leagues

Blocking for being funnier than me

unfortunately it appears that i'm some kind of insane person

Walmart is out here charging 5 dollars for a pool noodle.

I like that they have shovels, like Caine decided to force them on a hole digging adventure

I'm more offended by them adding Fr*nch.

hey patrick can you see my feet

Yeah spongebob look at mine I’m facing the toilet

Patrick we have penises and were peeing with them

Excuse me ladies, everything you’ve just said about being spongbeob and Patrick and having penises you pee pee with has been echoed and amplified down the hall, were we are holding a Sunday school class. We all have heard what you’ve said about peeing towards the toilet with your penises, and I am just letting you know.

Fun fact. Nothing can stop you from finding the oldest art your friend has ever made on their blog and reblogging it.

(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,

inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.

can we focus on the gnome for a second

wait sorry i was not wearing my glasses. that is a cat

these are the people i have to share a highway with