Zetta Go Fuck Yourself

Would

everyone's like wehhhhh why doesn't doctor house gets suuuueeed! like my man. literally every patient he sees is someone that's been trying to find a diagnosis for ages. i could live with a little medical malpractice if it were coming from someone ready to break into my home to look for allergens and not simply half heartedly listen to me before suggesting I lose weight and take ages of back and forth arguing to order a single test

"it's medical malpractice" have u ever been a doctor? most medicine is malpractice. let the man limp around chewing vicodin doing 50 invasive tests please

Once Taub (derogatory) derisively said about a patient with unexplained chronic pain “7 doctors couldn’t find anything wrong with him, what does that mean?” and House replied without even thinking “it means they’re idiots” and proceed to work his ass off to diagnose the patient Taub wanted to write off as a faker or something. If a doctor had said that when that patient was ME, I wouldn’t dream of suing them in a million years

@phoenix-theurge

@phoenix-theurge

I am dragging another hostage.

They don't know what that word means. A large amount of them are just dumbasses who think Denmark and Norway are "socialist" because their democratic governments spend more on welfare and have more regulations on their free-market capitalist economies. Most European countries have a "Socialist Party" that's basically just the Democrats but slightly further left.

So socialists aren't actually the plucky, downtrodden rebels?

Socialism is a symptom of government as a service failure.

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@artsystarsandshadows

My favorite line in Worm was when Jack Slash said, "It's too late Blundersiders. Bonesaw has already contaminated the water supply."

Ah fuck, I think I outlived you by accident.

Call your kid Max

it’s the no notes blanket fort! climb on in