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He's gotta practice until he's good at it!

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

scrubbed the bathroom floor this morning. this sense of virtue and industry will last me easily into next week.

some of you would thrive in a monastery

remember when linguini brought a rat he found back to his apartment and got all embarrassed and was like it’s not much. to the rat

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

kitties will be like "in case you forgot: hello"

I have GOT to stop spending $30

say what you will about the 90s but there were so so many women on TV with beautiful curly hair. we used to be a proper society

if you go looking for doom and gloom all you will see is doom and gloom. if you go looking for reduced items at the grocery store you may find a littol treat

the other day a friend of a friend referred to "busting out of your abdomen like the alien from the Predator films" and I was completely caught off guard. like I guess that's - that's not wrong. the alien was. okay she was in the Predator films. well some of them. but like. she had her own. she's the alien from the Alien films. like. they have her name on them. he's not "King Kong from the Godzilla films"

there's also a reason it's not called an "abdomenburster" but one issue at a time

it's like when headlines refer to a famous woman via her husband. that's not "Predator's wife" she's got her own franchise!!

taking my gamer dog out for a walkthrough