Thembossing Closer to the Sun

to all my haters: hi ^.^

Reaching the "cursing my ancestors for struggling thru sickness instead of dying and letting hardier stock bring me into existence" stage of being sick

No, Tevye, struggle for the sake of the human spirit against adversity! If you live, you can get all the rewards of being a Jew in 17th century Hungary:

i kind of hate it when they cast the same 10 superstars who are in literally everything in a movie. celebrity-sickness

not every movie needs to be an ensemble cast of timothee chalamet, zendaya, tom holland, robert pattinson, and anya taylor-joy

i've really never understood this. there are probably tens of thousands of aspiring actors in LA, even if like 1% of them are good then you can just pick out a few new stars

Studios are apparently incredibly risk-averse and prefer as safe a bet as possible—thus the regression to the mean on many other aspects of film

Taking the "like a vampire but toned down for game balance purposes" implementation of dhampir and doing it with succubi instead would be such an evil thing to put on a character like hey. you've got some weak Seduction Powers whether you're into that or not. do people actually like you or are you using the evil powers on them without knowing it? are your feelings genuine or do you want to feed on the people you think you care about? haha people think you're an evil sex demon and every interaction you have with others is going to have that lingering in the background

Not full shapeshifting but a body that subtly contorts itself according to local beauty standards. Noticing yourself looking up at a friend who's normally the same height as you like okay guess we're heading into "women need to be small and dainty" country. Sigh. It's never a place where the mainstream idea of an ideal woman is tall and muscular.

Having to get really good at bullshitting about makeup and perfume because you have No Fucking Idea, it's succubus bullshit altering your actual skin to make it look like you've absolutely mastered a skill you don't have, your scent is some subtle magic nonsense and actually differs from person to person, you don't know what smells they like, how the fuck are you supposed to know what it it's they're asking questions about? You roll out of bed like this in the morning and if you're too honest about that people get aggravatingly jealous about it.

All your adventurer friends have cool scars with stories behind them except you. Your body isn't allowed to have a history like that.

Google has far more than 2 Ls to their name tbh

Trying to fuck a girl with alters starting every text with to whom it may concern

omg they've done a ton of upgrades since the last time i checked in on the reblog-chain feature. is this what they've been wasting my subscription tax dollars on. wait haterism cancelled i'm playing with it and it's so fun. wow i love data and graphs. nevermind i love this. it even has a little copy to clipboard feature to save one the hassle of a screenshot. they thought of everything. i feel like a little business man. imagining a group of tumblrinas around a conference table comparing reblog chains to optimize the virality of the text post. it's like barbie's make-believe house for social media that cares about metrics. can you imagine

Hey can people tell me something good that happened to them today

Had a Pleasent morning!

pure math is admittedly in much greater danger because if it doesnt require human effort then who even cares?

i.e. presumably its an entirely masturbatory endeavor. while we have robots jerking humans off it's going to seem somewhat useful still but once the robots are jerking other robots off we start to wonder...

its all dildo-in-a-fleshlight or will become dildo-in-a-fleshlight. eventually we'll only be using drones to blow up other drones

and they can build the drones to be ethically justified targets. just imagine - a war with no innocents! wait, no, the targets.

I choose to believe him...he wouldn’t lie about something as important as a friendship with the car from cars...