just a small town snail, living in a lonely pail

im like if someones deadbeat loser unemployed boyfriend was a girl with a job

*guy who has never heard of Hamilton* I don’t know why you guys are all shipping random founding fathers with each other and not Lewis and Clark who were definitely fucking in a tent every chance they got on that trip Brokeback Mountain style

when your liege sends a whole ass squire for a message that could have been a homing pigeon

i’ve not seen a group of roughly a dozen young french men get massacred like this since act two of les misérables

most insufferable traits become tolerable and often attractive when transferred instead to a woman

this is mostly a consequence of misogyny, the forces that enable men to be sleazy scumbags by default heavily discourage that in women and so her shittiness is in active defiance of social order rather than in line with it, but critically women are just more likable

And like who the fuck is this guy [gestures to reflection in mirror alone in bathroom

and if i said nolan's odyssey starring no greek actors and with no recognizable aspects of greek culture or involvement by greeks, is the direct legacy of white supremacist colonialism that treated ancient greece as not just the pinnacle of ancient culture, but of an artificially created "european" culture, which white western europeans and their settler descendants, as the new pinnacle of culture, were the sole spiritual inheritors of.

no one has written a book about ships or sailing or the sea. it just isn't possible.