just a small town snail, living in a lonely pail

im like if someones deadbeat loser unemployed boyfriend was a girl with a job

most insufferable traits become tolerable and often attractive when transferred instead to a woman

this is mostly a consequence of misogyny, the forces that enable men to be sleazy scumbags by default heavily discourage that in women and so her shittiness is in active defiance of social order rather than in line with it, but critically women are just more likable

And like who the fuck is this guy [gestures to reflection in mirror alone in bathroom

and if i said nolan's odyssey starring no greek actors and with no recognizable aspects of greek culture or involvement by greeks, is the direct legacy of white supremacist colonialism that treated ancient greece as not just the pinnacle of ancient culture, but of an artificially created "european" culture, which white western europeans and their settler descendants, as the new pinnacle of culture, were the sole spiritual inheritors of.

no one has written a book about ships or sailing or the sea. it just isn't possible.

the new fantasy genre, popehunk, encompasses all books in which historical figures responsible for real atrocities are presented as sexy and potentially suffering from a cute lil' anxiety disorder

lin manuel miranda found dead in my notes

May all cats old enough to catch their own prey gather in the conference room for a quarter 3 strategy update