goth doctor princess

psa! every time i get a new follower here, i have this urge to reach out in the dms and say, “well hi! did you happen to notice up top where i mentioned this little blog is actually a side-blog?” which is really only important to know bc it unfortunately means that i actually can’t follow you back here. but i wish i could. in spirit i am! i want to follow you back on here soooooo bad! but also – you ought to know that if you’ve been melfrank posting since before idk like september of last year, there is a 99.9999% chance i already follow you back on my main. you just don’t know it’s me! so now i’ve just decided to make this a pinned post. :) so everyone knows. i follow you! okay?

mel starts an “adopt a highway” program for any middle hill staff and residents that want to pitch in. it’s a cool way to reduce litter, save pennsylvania state taxpayer money, and foster a sense of community pride. it’s also a super fun and productive way to use one’s free time. :))) mel thinks probably the middle hill anti-littlerbug crew could meet every second saturday, in spring, summer, and fall. she’ll be in charge of getting all the safety gear – like high-visibility reflective vests. maybe they could all get some matching hats, too. they could have an official slogan like trash is nil at middle hill or something. and as she excitedly explains this all to becca, she asks her, bec! may i sign you up?! but yeah, no, becca’s pretty sure she’s got plans with adam every second saturday (and all the other saturday’s too). so jokey becca unsubtly tells mel that she too, coincidentally, has just started a new program; it’s the “adopt a personal life program.” she’s like, mel, may i sign you up?

frank is a sexy name if you're enlightened

my pitt rarepair is frank x ja[qu]ckie² btw, which imo is already rarepair mogging, just on account of it vaguely resembling an algebraic expression

patrick said we must silence those that believe the special spark between langdon and mel comes from a special spark between langdon and mel. because it actually comes from patrick and taylor.

thinking abt melpreg july fics and thinking of how becca would probably absolutely be pitching the name ‘jovie’ to mel :) over and over. you know why. and mel, well – poor mel, she might just do it. just because most the names she’s liked, frank has rather strongly opposed. he’s like oh no, not (just for example) marissa; i knew a marissa once, and she was a bad kisser. so yeah, jovie is starting to sound decent, actually.

frank langdon, *still being a little bit of a dick*: sorry i was being a little bit of a dick earlier