hello. i'm ranch (he/it), your local neighborhood autistic queer. i do things like fanfiction and art. i'm a degenerate freak who enjoys exploring fucked up topics through the lens of fiction. i'm also the boyfriend that tumblr keeps putting into situations. let's answer some questions
aren't you the purple cat guy?
yes
didn't you write "who wants to live forever?"
yes. it haunts my every waking moment (positive)
do you do fic requests?
only for mutuals
will you ever update [insert fic here]?
short answer: yes. long answer: i work full time hours in a physically demanding job with various physical and mental health issues, but i have not abandoned any of my works. updates just happen when they happen, which is mostly at the combined whims of capitalism, the revolving door of my fixations, and the gods
what's your icon?
it's matthew the raven from the sandman netflix show eating a beef lo mein noodle, which is fanart for my fic WWTLF by @klnghen from this post
i sent you an ask/messaged you/tagged you and you never responded.
as mentioned, i work full time while dealing with health issues and general life stress. i am very bad at responding to messages. tumblr is very bad at telling me when i am tagged in something. i also just like to keep nice asks in my inbox to look at when i feel sad
do you have links?
ao3 | art tag | talk tag | kofi
what's your dni?
if there is a community of people on the internet that disgusts your internalized catholic and/or puritan values then please assume i am probably a part of it. i have back problems and pay taxes; any attempt to engage me in discourse will be a block on sight
(footnote: if there is anything you'd like me to tag please don't hesitate to ask, just know that i may not always remember. my inbox is also always open if you have a legitimate concern about a post or behavior outside of terminally online discourse.)




















